a) 32% of all Jews skip breakfast.
b) 60% of all breakfast restaurants exclude Jews.
c) 44% of all West Germans have never skipped to work.
d) 33% of all New Zealanders have a small piece of spinach stuck in their teeth.
e) 80% of all Irishmen think we should give Ireland back to the Irish (whatever the hell that means)
f) 95% of all the water on earth is in Africa but Africans can only look to the right and all the water is on the left. Weird, huh?
g) Back in 1755 84% of all Canadians gathered together for one historic meeting and all they came up with was the word 'pelt'
h) 30% of folks from Finland have fins on their back yet 90% of them still can't swim.
i) 80% of rappers come from Iceland.
j) 2% of the people from India speak in deep, pleasant sounding voices.
k) 83% of the people in Russia sing it: "Back in the CCCP."
l) 40% of the people living in Chad refer to it as 'Jeremy'
m) 20% of the people living in Peter refer to it as 'Jordan'
n) 34% of the people living in Smoking in the Boysroom refer to it as "Ballroon Blitz"
The above stats are true.
Weird, huh?
o) 42% of the Scottish population have never met anyone named "Scott.
ReplyDeletep) 12% of Episcopalians have an extra toe on their left foot, which gives them an advantage in clog dancing competitions.
"30% of folks from Finland have fins on their back yet 90% of them still can't swim."
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q) 37% of Americans think the letter "a" is a Canadian invention.
ReplyDeleter) 78% of people in Denmark have no idea what a Danish is.
87% of French people eat toast without syrup.
ReplyDeleteS) 44% of comic book shop owners can't read.
ReplyDeleteT) 12% of people under the age of 22 can't count to 22.
10 per cent of mathematicians don't understand percentages ?
ReplyDeletewait, you mean I'm actually CHAD?!
ReplyDeleteI have people living in me???
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