a typical conversation with my puppy

ME: "Puppy!"

PUP: :wags tail:

ME: "g-owd-zide?"

PUP: :wags tail:

ME "g-owd-zide? g-owd-zide? g-owd-zide?"

PUP: :runs down hall with tail furiously wagging::

ME: "zats a gooood girl....zats a good girl"

ME: ::brings pup to newspaper strewn pee zone in garage::

PUP: :: runs in a tight controlled couterclockwise direction, squats, pees....sniffs around said pee"

ME: "Zats a gooood girl. Good girl."

PUP: :blank stare:

ME: :: tickles her belly as I carry her back in house:: "I'm. gonna. get. you. Gonna. get. you." ::more tickles on belly:::

PUP: (now inside house) :: smells where the pee comes from....licks same said area::

ME: ::tosses rope-toy down hallway:: "Go get it!"

PUP: ::indifferent stare::;

ME: "Go get it!!"

PUP: ::saunters toward water bowl::

ME: :sigh:

ME: ::Youze a good girl, Yes you are! Yes you are!::

WIFEY: "You're both creepy."