Friday, September 21, 2007

What would you do for twenty dollars?

Last night I chunked Hoag into stopping a ceiling fan using only his head.

He did. It was quite awesome.

I didn't give him the twenty dollars. That was quite awesome also.
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17 comments:

  1. Lois Lane11:31 AM EDT

    For $20, I'd taser you.

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  2. bacon ace11:36 AM EDT

    Don't taser him bro.

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  3. Lois Lane11:40 AM EDT

    Of course I won't taser him. He hasn't given me $20.

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  4. Cake11:53 AM EDT

    For $20, I'd stop a ceiling fan with Hoag's head...duh.

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  5. I Ain't No Oprah12:08 PM EDT

    Dear Lois,

    You give me $20 every week.

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  6. Anonymous12:37 PM EDT

    Lois:

    He hasn't discovered your shoplifting techniques yet, has he?

    Rent a child, to be used as distraction, for $8 an hour, boost $50 worth of merch, pay $20 to keep up appearances...

    Sweeeeeeeeeeet.

    -- Lamont "The whole industry has been going downhill since Eclipse went out of business" Cranston

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  7. Sparkle Plenty1:58 PM EDT

    HEY! What does "chunked" mean? Where have I been that I don't know this term? Oh, lord. I can't understand what you teenagers are saying anymore. Excuse me for a second, "Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!" Sorry.

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  8. I Ain't No Oprah2:01 PM EDT

    Chunked means dare. Like double dog dare ya. circa 1973

    'I chunk ya to do...'

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  9. Cake2:26 PM EDT

    So calling someone "chunky" just means you're saying they're "daring"?

    Cool.

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  10. Anonymous2:29 PM EDT

    Don't you mean Headless Hoag? Surely he was decapitated.

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  11. Anonymous2:40 PM EDT

    DAMN! And it got blood on my fancy shoes!

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  12. I Ain't No Oprah2:57 PM EDT

    It was quite neat....the fan was spinning around and he just kinda jammed his head against it.

    And it stopped.

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  13. Cake4:06 PM EDT

    Hmmm, the fancy shoes comment didn't bring Hoagy out. I hope he didn't really get decapitated...that'll be embarrassing to explain at the ER. "Umm, he was chunked..."

    Someone wanna drop by his house and make sure he's just out back enjoying his anti-gravity chair and some strawberries?

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  14. Anonymous5:02 PM EDT

    *making cricket noises*

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  15. Anonymous5:17 PM EDT

    ::making Buddy Holly noises::

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  16. Anonymous10:37 PM EDT

    It's been a haaaaard day's night and I've been working like a dog...

    (Get it? Get it?? Making Beatles noises! Har har har...arf.)

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  17. Anonymous3:08 PM EDT

    Where's today's post, slackah loozah?

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