It's a gas, gas, gas!
Stuff that happens when you lie: 1) Your pants catch on fire. 2) Your nose grows. 3) You make puppies sad.**I'm lying.
Phoning it in, eh?
Ooooohhhhh! Now I get it! They're Cavemen so it's "funny" because they don't quite fit in! How do they keep coming up with these funny TV shows?!
Cake: If he phoned it in, would he dial 1-111-111-1111?Cousin Saul: HA!
Dear Saul,Cavemen (The 7 minutes I watched) was the worst show EVER!I was waiting for them to become cops and start singing and dancing.
This made me cry.
Look everyone! I'm wearing my jaunty hat now!**I'm lying.
That jaunty hat looks awesome on you!!!**I'm lying.
I didn't buy flowers for myself at lunchtime!*I'm lying
Okay: I'm dying to know what Lois's jaunty hat looks like.**I am not lying about this. Well, okay. I'm not dying, so I'm sorta lying. But, I am eager. I am very eager to know.
Stuff that happens when you lie: 1) Your pants catch on fire. 2) Your nose grows. 3) You make puppies sad.*
ReplyDelete*I'm lying.
Phoning it in, eh?
ReplyDeleteOoooohhhhh! Now I get it! They're Cavemen so it's "funny" because they don't quite fit in! How do they keep coming up with these funny TV shows?!
ReplyDeleteCake: If he phoned it in, would he dial 1-111-111-1111?
ReplyDeleteCousin Saul: HA!
Dear Saul,
ReplyDeleteCavemen (The 7 minutes I watched) was the worst show EVER!
I was waiting for them to become cops and start singing and dancing.
This made me cry.
ReplyDeleteLook everyone! I'm wearing my jaunty hat now!*
ReplyDelete*I'm lying.
That jaunty hat looks awesome on you!!!*
ReplyDelete*I'm lying.
I didn't buy flowers for myself at lunchtime!
ReplyDelete*I'm lying
Okay: I'm dying to know what Lois's jaunty hat looks like.*
ReplyDelete*I am not lying about this. Well, okay. I'm not dying, so I'm sorta lying. But, I am eager. I am very eager to know.