Friday, November 23, 2007

Best news story ever. It has to be.

>>>>>LONDON — Police claim an intoxicated man tried to have sex with a park fence, the Telegraph reported.
The 24-year-old allegedly made sexual motions toward a metal railing and said something to the effect of, "I'm going to have sex with that fence," the prosecutor is quoted as saying in the Telegraph.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

The above story was on www.foxnews.com today

Crazy drunken Brits!
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13 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:54 PM EST

    Was it good for you too? ::squeezes fence::

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  2. Anonymous1:20 PM EST

    Is that what they mean by "on the fence?"

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  3. Anonymous1:57 PM EST

    Make sure it's a chain-link fence and not a wooden picket fence...you know, splinters.

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  4. Anonymous2:00 PM EST

    Oh yeah, baby, I painted that fence...if you know what I mean. *wink*

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  5. Anonymous2:04 PM EST

    Fences? Nah, give me a hedge any day.

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  6. Anonymous4:45 PM EST

    ::squeezes into chain links::

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  7. Anonymous5:32 PM EST

    I want to park on a sex fence!

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  8. Anonymous5:33 PM EST

    I want to fence in a park, Sexy!

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  9. Anonymous5:33 PM EST

    If it was oral sex, he's a fairy

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  10. Anonymous6:31 PM EST

    I'm scared.

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  11. Anonymous11:05 PM EST

    Was it a Jack Russell fence?

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  12. Anonymous11:45 PM EST

    ::squeezes Confused in de nort' countree::

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  13. Clinky11:50 PM EST

    Worst part is, now he's going to have to find someone else to re-sell his stolen goods.

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