Wednesday, November 21, 2007

I don't HEAR(T) the deaf

So I see these two deaf folks 'signing' with each other (signing is they way deaf people 'pretend' to talk). No problem so far, correct?

But it was cold out yesterday and 'my' two deaf folks had big coats on. Some kinda nylon outer lining on them.

And the more they 'talked', the more they waved their arms and hands around. Still no problem, correct?

WRONG! Big problem!

They kept 'signing' and their stupid jackets kept rubbing back and forth making this horrible noise! It was driving me nuts. The more animated they got, the more noise their deaf coats made. Why can't deaf people just wear quiet coats?

SHUT UP YOU DAMN DEAF PEOPLE!!!

47 comments:

  1. People who use the term "heart" make me want to sign something rude at them.

    Or squeeze 'em to death.

    Just sayin'...

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  2. ::signs for you to shut up::

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  3. ::signs "YOU shut up or it's another squeeze fight for you"::

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  4. Anonymous12:05 PM EST

    ::talks and shakes his head at both of you::

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  5. Anonymous12:08 PM EST

    ::signs "I'm so confused."::

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  6. Anonymous12:08 PM EST

    ::can't talk, can't see, just falls over::

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  7. Anonymous12:09 PM EST

    ::signs an autograph::

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  8. Anonymous12:10 PM EST

    ::signs "I hate you all!"::

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  9. Anonymous12:13 PM EST

    ::signs "Yo yo yo!"::

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  10. Anonymous12:13 PM EST

    ::jinx::

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  11. Anonymous12:23 PM EST

    ::spells out witty formula in sand using wheels of super-wheelchair::

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  12. Anonymous12:27 PM EST

    ::uses homo-superior brain to convey disgust in today's topic, gives IANO the finger::

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  13. Anonymous12:27 PM EST

    ::muffle::

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  14. Anonymous12:28 PM EST

    ::throws billy club at stupid deaf people::

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  15. Anonymous12:29 PM EST

    ::squints at annoying deaf people::

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  16. Anonymous12:30 PM EST

    ::hopes that by killing annoying deaf people that he'll finally get his wings::

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  17. Anonymous12:33 PM EST

    ::throws rabid raccoon at annoying deaf people::

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  18. Anonymous1:01 PM EST

    ::notices this blog, eats Internet::

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  19. Anonymous1:07 PM EST

    ::not so fast, Mr. Purple Pants...::

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  20. Anonymous1:09 PM EST

    ::signs "I see we've moved on from signing to just plain nonsense"::

    ::squeezes everyone to death::

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  21. Anonymous1:11 PM EST

    ::signs at blind person::

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  22. Anonymous1:11 PM EST

    ::sings at everyone::

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  23. Anonymous1:14 PM EST

    ::signs off::

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  24. Anonymous1:15 PM EST

    I heart signs!

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  25. Anonymous1:17 PM EST

    ::signs "I want gravy!"::

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  26. Anonymous1:20 PM EST

    ::signs "I heart you, mashed potatoes!"::

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  27. Anonymous1:23 PM EST

    ::signs "Can we play too?"::

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  28. Anonymous1:32 PM EST

    ::eats annoying scallions::

    ::burps::

    ::eats more deaf people, with mashed potatoes and gravy on the side::

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  29. Anonymous1:44 PM EST

    ::sings "Signs"::

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  30. Anonymous2:11 PM EST

    ::signs::

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  31. Anonymous2:17 PM EST

    ::spoiler warning::

    ::I was in Signs...I'm dead the whole time::

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  32. Anonymous2:34 PM EST

    ::singes self::

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  33. Anonymous2:37 PM EST

    ::syringes self::

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  34. Anonymous2:55 PM EST

    ::signs "I love toffee."::

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  35. Anonymous3:14 PM EST

    Signs...Signs...everywhere a sign. Long-haired freaky people blowin' my mind.

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  36. Anonymous3:58 PM EST

    unnnnnnghh vnnngh nnnnaawww

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  37. Anonymous4:01 PM EST

    ::snigs::

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  38. Anonymous4:25 PM EST

    ::mimes sign language::

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  39. Anonymous4:27 PM EST

    ::mimes sign language...but not as well::

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  40. Anonymous4:28 PM EST

    ::pretends he hears what you're all sayin'::

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  41. Anonymous4:37 PM EST

    ::mimes throwing voice::

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  42. Anonymous4:44 PM EST

    ::hears that Hillary has done a naked photo shoot::

    ::mimes throwing up in mouth::

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  43. Anonymous4:47 PM EST

    ::mindmelds with deaf guy so as not to disturb anyone::

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  44. Anonymous4:58 PM EST

    EEEwwwww! Way to ruin a fun blog you nasty 14 year old boys!

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  45. Anonymous5:02 PM EST

    SORRY!

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  46. Anonymous5:12 PM EST

    ::sign giggling uncontrollably::

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  47. ::jaw drops...rapidly signs a stunned silence that involves moving not just arms (chirruping parka sleeves) but legs (whistling pink corduroy jeans)::

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