Monday, November 19, 2007

Mr Whipple R.I.P.

::squeezes Bible::

77 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:08 PM EST

    ::squeezes eyeballs::

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  2. Anonymous5:10 PM EST

    ::squeezes baked haddock::

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  3. Anonymous5:14 PM EST

    ::squeezes raccoon::

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  4. Anonymous5:17 PM EST

    ::squeezes Hoagy::

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  5. Anonymous5:21 PM EST

    ::squeezes you until you die::

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  6. Anonymous5:26 PM EST

    ::squeezes doves of peace and candy and kittens and puppies::

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  7. Anonymous5:27 PM EST

    ::squeezes squeezebox::

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  8. Anonymous5:28 PM EST

    ::squeezes Squeeze::

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  9. Anonymous5:29 PM EST

    ::squeezes squeeze bottle::

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  10. Anonymous5:30 PM EST

    ::squeezes Squee::

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  11. Anonymous5:31 PM EST

    ::squeezes gun trigger::

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  12. Anonymous5:31 PM EST

    ::squeezes throat....tighter, tighter...::

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  13. Anonymous5:32 PM EST

    ::squeezes eyeballs shut::

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  14. Anonymous5:32 PM EST

    ::squeezes weenie::

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  15. Anonymous5:33 PM EST

    ::squeezes hungry lion's tail::

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  16. Anonymous5:35 PM EST

    ::squeezes lady friend's breast a bit too hard::

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  17. Anonymous5:35 PM EST

    ::squeezes into tiny circus car with forty other clowns::

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  18. Anonymous5:36 PM EST

    ::squeezes all the fruit in store::

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  19. Anonymous5:36 PM EST

    ::squeezes man friend's weenie a bit too hard::

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  20. Anonymous5:37 PM EST

    ::squeezes housewife::

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  21. Anonymous5:37 PM EST

    :;squeezes four colors at once on spinning wheel::

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  22. ::squeezes all the housewives in store::

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  23. Anonymous5:38 PM EST

    ::squeezes mustard packet till it explodes::

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  24. Anonymous5:39 PM EST

    ::squeezes last bit of toothpaste out...of....tube....::

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  25. Anonymous5:41 PM EST

    ::squeezes Keith's solo out of the lineup::

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  26. Anonymous5:41 PM EST

    ::squeezes lemon juice into own eyeballs::

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  27. Anonymous5:41 PM EST

    ::squeezes ball::

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  28. Anonymous5:42 PM EST

    ::squeezes foot into glass slipper and curses::

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  29. Anonymous5:42 PM EST

    ::squeezes soap into evil stepsister's mouth::

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  30. Anonymous5:42 PM EST

    ::squeezes peanut butter into chocolate cups::

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  31. Anonymous5:44 PM EST

    ::squeezes into a compact car parking space::

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  32. Anonymous5:45 PM EST

    ::squeezes cankles into socks and shoes::

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  33. Anonymous5:45 PM EST

    Trys to ::squeeze into size 4 jeans::

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  34. Anonymous5:46 PM EST

    ::squeezes body into suitcase::

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  35. Anonymous5:46 PM EST

    ::squeezes one more helping into tummy::

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  36. Anonymous5:47 PM EST

    ::squeezes his upteenth millionth goddamn orange::

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  37. Anonymous5:48 PM EST

    ::squeezes one more freakin' dollar out of the Star Wars franchise::

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  38. Anonymous8:49 PM EST

    Who's Mr.Whipple?

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  39. Yeah, right. Mr. Whipple. No props for Goulet. Still.

    (G'bye Mr. Squeezably Soft.)

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  40. Anonymous12:27 AM EST

    ::squeezes Goulet::

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  41. Anonymous10:37 AM EST

    1. ::All My Squeezin'::

    2.::Norsqueegin' Wood::

    3. ::I Want To Squeeze Your Hand::

    4. ::Why Don't we Squeeze It In The Road::

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  42. Anonymous10:44 AM EST

    - ::Squeeze it Black::
    - ::Almost Hear You Squeezing::
    - ::Exile on Mainsqueeze Blues::
    - ::Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby (Squeezing in the Shadows)::

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  43. Anonymous10:45 AM EST

    ::Let's Squeeze the Night Together::

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  44. Anonymous10:59 AM EST

    ::squeezes back::

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  45. Anonymous10:59 AM EST

    *sob*

    I have feelings too, you know!

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  46. Anonymous11:04 AM EST

    ::squeezes last ounce of life out of field mouse::

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  47. Anonymous11:08 AM EST

    ::squeezes cows utter....feels a bit weird doing so....continues to do so anyhow::

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  48. Anonymous11:10 AM EST

    ::slowly, slowly, slowly squeezes hand of cards revealing three Jacks::

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  49. Anonymous11:13 AM EST

    ::squeezes butt cheeks together while sitting in church::

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  50. Anonymous11:13 AM EST

    ::squeezes another Little Person into his movie::

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  51. Anonymous11:14 AM EST

    ::squeezes with The Force::

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  52. Anonymous11:16 AM EST

    ::squeezes infrastructure::

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  53. Anonymous11:19 AM EST

    ::squeezes baked haddock into mouth::

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  54. Anonymous11:20 AM EST

    ::squeezes a boy::

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  55. Anonymous11:21 AM EST

    ::squeezes a girl::

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  56. Anonymous12:10 PM EST

    ::squeezes pimple, then prescribes $200.00 worth of useless medicine::

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  57. Anonymous12:11 PM EST

    ::squeezes thighs shut::

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  58. Anonymous12:13 PM EST

    squeezes his way into virgin's pants

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  59. Anonymous12:13 PM EST

    squeezes his way into virgin's pants

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  60. Anonymous12:18 PM EST

    ::squeezes aluminium can, then scowls::

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  61. Anonymous2:02 PM EST

    ::squeezes lump of coal, turns it into diamond, gives it to Lois::

    ::Lois squeezes thighs shut::

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  62. Anonymous2:39 PM EST

    ::squeezes crackers into dust, drops them into soup::

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  63. Anonymous2:40 PM EST

    ::squeezes a pig till it turns into bacon::

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  64. Anonymous2:41 PM EST

    ::squeezes sweet Caroline Kennedy::

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  65. Anonymous2:43 PM EST

    ::squeezes a bonfire::

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  66. Anonymous2:44 PM EST

    ::squeezes a jumbo jet, let's go at 32,000 feet, falls to death::

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  67. Anonymous2:48 PM EST

    ::squeezes a "cigar"::

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  68. Anonymous2:54 PM EST

    ::squeezes burning hot coal, turns it into burning hot diamond, gives to Lois::

    ::Lois squeezes hot thighs shut::

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  69. Anonymous2:55 PM EST

    ::squeezes cigar because sometimes squeezing a cigar is just squeezing a cigar::

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  70. Anonymous3:02 PM EST

    ::squeezes cigar and then eats it::

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  71. Anonymous3:46 PM EST

    ::squeezes Lois's thighs and then burns them with cigar::

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  72. ::squeezes blood from a stone::

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  73. Anonymous5:28 PM EST

    ::squeezes into middle seat on airplane, ruining transatlantic flight for two average sized guys.::

    AVERAGE SIZED GUY-

    ::squeezes stewardess arm....begs to be moved::

    OTHER AVERAGE SIZED GUY-

    ::squeezes bag of airline peanuts::

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  74. Anonymous5:59 PM EST

    ::Proudly squeezes two inches of fat on belly::

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  75. Anonymous6:24 PM EST

    ::squeegees car windshield::

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  76. Anonymous7:24 PM EST

    Joanie, you're my main squeeze.

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  77. Anonymous8:16 AM EST

    So Dick Wilson died.

    Aside from being a decorated RCAF bomber pilot, and playing Mr.Whipple in the Charmin commercials, Wilson also played the part of Captain Gruber on Hogan's Heroes.

    Sigrid Valdis, who played Hilda, Col.Klink's secretary on Hogan's Heroes also died this week.

    Suspicious, yes?

    Is Ivan Dixon looking over his shoulder these days?

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