1. Hillary's unwanted back hair festival!
2. Olive oil popsicles and why we need 'em.
3. Hillary's unwanted chest hair jamboree!
4. Why 9-11 is just a poor man's Pearl Harbor.
5. George Bush: 43rd best US President or #1 worst US President? You decide.
6. Why did I stick that wad of gum under the table in 8th grade study hall?
7. Hillary's unwanted chin hair and State Fair.
8. Subliminal ::The Brady Bunch Theme:: ways of screwing up your day.
9. Thoughts on the two EXACT snowflakes I once found.
10. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. And why folks say that.
"8. Subliminal ::The Brady Bunch Theme:: ways of screwing up your day."
ReplyDeleteYou'll pay for that, haddock head.
::puts headphones on, queues up music to drive out the Brady Bunch...::
Rejected Comment Ideas:
ReplyDelete1. Oh yeah? Well, you think you're so cool with your hair!
2. You are correct, sir!
3. What if haddock wrote songs? "I'm a Sole Man..."
4. Bizzarro Lois Love George Bush. George Bush am best president ever.
5. Whoops! Sorry! Number 5 was actually used as a comment last week. Please read on.
6. $15? It's worth waaay more than $15, pal.
7. Tha...Here's the story, of a lovely lady...
DAMMMIT!
Someone has some unwanted hair issues. I can hook you up with my laser lady.
ReplyDeleteI got a 'laser lady'
ReplyDelete::winkwink::
If ya know what I mean.
(I have no idea what I mean)
Here's the story,
ReplyDeleteOf a lovely lady,
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold,
Like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.
Here's the story,
Of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men,
Living all together, but they were all alone.
Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
and they knew they was much more than a hunch.
That this group,
Must somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch,
The Brady Bunch, the Brady Bunch
That's the way, we became the Brady Bunch.
(Pass the Aqua Dots...thanks. ::passes out::)
You should all be hurt. Badly.
ReplyDeleteEspecially cake and IANO.
::roots around his ear canal with a rusty nail::
Dammit, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
-- Lamont "And Lamont Cranston As Alice" Cranston
Mmmm...AquaDots.
ReplyDelete::falls face first into a plate of haddock, passes out::
I knew you'd fall for my Aqua Dots are candy trick.
ReplyDelete::takes off cufflinks, undoes necktie....::
Hey! Lamont has ear canals?!
ReplyDelete::sits up, shakes head::
ReplyDeleteWhat happened? Where am I? HEY! This isn't Canada! And why am I wearing a baked haddock costume!?!
Damn Aqua Dots!!!