Sunday, December 16, 2007

FAKE DEATH HEADLINES

The other day Ike Turner died and our Lovely Cake posted a link to a NY newspaper that had the classic headline: IKE 'BEATS' TINA TO DEATH. Probably the best celebrity death headline ever.

Ever.

We're gonna try our own....though they won't be as good.


TYSON TKOD'ed (Mike Tyson dies off overdose)

DION AND THE (Loose) BELL-MOUNTS (Celine Dion dies when church bell falls and crushes her skull)

See how fun this is?

A-ROD A-DEAD A-HEART A-TTACK

Ya got any?

25 comments:

  1. Bush Sawed off...Bush dies in his sleep

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  2. Anonymous4:22 PM EST

    DICK CHAIN-EY HANGING ON BY A LIMB

    (chainsaw accident)

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  3. Anonymous4:27 PM EST

    IT'S DEATH WITH A D FOR LIZA WITH A Z

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  4. Anonymous4:35 PM EST

    HE'S CHEVY CHASE AND HE'S NOT ANYMORE

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  5. Anonymous4:40 PM EST

    HE. DID NOT. HAVE. CPR. WITH THAT. WOMAN.

    (BILL CLINTON heart attack)

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  6. - J.K. "Rowing" Incident Goes Bad
    (Drowns after accidentally ditching oars to write down a follow-up idea for Harry Potter.)

    - Mr. T Foo'd by Mystery Tea
    (Poison in his drink is his final undoing.)

    - Charlie Wattage Disaster!
    (Charlie Watts dies after a home rewiring project goes awry.)

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  7. - Bob Dylan Dies Bobbin' and Chillin'.

    (Dylan dies after joining the Polar Bear Club.)

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  8. Steve Fossett Searchers Say "Toss it!"

    (What, too soon?)

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  9. Anonymous10:25 AM EST

    Princess Di? Princess Dead!

    Smothers Brother smothers Smothers Brother!
    Accused says "Mom always liked him best."

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  10. Small Claws Kill Mall Claus!

    (Mall Santa Claus has a massive allergic reaction to the nearby petshop and dies.)

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  11. NoOprah Nearly Dies in Car Accident While Dreaming.

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  12. Anonymous11:50 AM EST

    Bacon Ace Nearly Chokes on Bacon

    "I can't believe it turned on me like that," he sobbed when asked how he was feeling. "All my life I've treated bacon like a queen and now this. I'm switching to tofu!"

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  13. Anonymous11:54 AM EST

    Elton John a Candle in the Wind: Firefighters Unable to Smother Flames in Time to Save Singer.

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  14. Anonymous11:57 AM EST

    Dan Folgleberg dies peacefully and mellow.

    Not many attend funeral.

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  15. PAUL IS DEAD....THIS TIME WE REALLY MEAN IT.

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  16. Anonymous2:20 PM EST

    PAUL IS DEAD, IF ONLY IT WAS RINGO INSTEAD.

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  17. Anonymous3:50 PM EST

    ROMNEY DIES-CHOKES ON OWN VoMITT

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  18. Anonymous5:56 PM EST

    SHE AIN'T NO OPRAH NO MO

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  19. Anonymous5:58 PM EST

    WHITNEY HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

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  20. Frampton Comes Alive, Mourners Scatter in Fear

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  22. McCain: McCouldn't McMake It

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  23. GRACIE TAPS OUT

    UFC Legend goes down the runway for the last time

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  24. Anonymous1:35 AM EDT

    Kurt KoBrained

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