So I'm standing in the shower this morning, steam filling the room, soap and shampoo everywhere, when all of a sudden Cthulhu GRABS my leg and wraps his slimey tentacles around me.
He's cold and creepy and trying to suck out my soul.
I hate him. I fear him.
He visits me most mornings and he gives me the creeps. I finish the shower and start my day knowing that the process of Cthulhu sucking my soul will continue for years and years.
Unless of course Wifey finally buys (and has installed) the frosted glass shower door I so much need and want.
Point of the story?
I don't like shower curtains.
Pansy.
ReplyDelete'Pansy' in America means:
ReplyDelete'tough guy with a heart of gold and a smile that melts the ladies'
It's true.
Does the Cthulhu hate chew too?
ReplyDeleteSissy.
ReplyDeleteSissy in America means:
ReplyDelete'man who is afraid of shower curtains'
It's true.
Wuss
ReplyDeletestop shaving your legs and it won't stick to you.
ReplyDeleteWow, you have a real phobia... aquacortinphobia.
ReplyDeleteSeek help!
Girl in America means:
ReplyDeleteGirl.
It's true.
Fthagn!
ReplyDeleteDo you have those sticky traction adhesives on the tub floor? If not you could have the "Fall of Cthulhu"
ReplyDeleteSo to sum up:
ReplyDeleteNoOprah is a tough Girl who is afraid of shower curtains and has a heart of gold and a smile that melts the ladies.
Cool.
"and a smile that melts the ladies."
ReplyDeleteRadiocative smile? Dude, brush those teeth.
Dont shower, just let the cats lick you clean. It works!
ReplyDeleteNoOprah is a tough Girl who is afraid of shower curtains and has a heart of gold and a smile that melts the ladies.
ReplyDeleteso she goes both ways?
Just once.
ReplyDeleteBut I was hopped up on HGH.
And it was Hoag, who was wearing fancy shoes...so it hardly even counts.
ReplyDeletewait..Hoag goes both ways too?
ReplyDeleteLike you, M.Nophra, I too had the dislike by the curtains de shower, so many many year ago, I have them replace by the fine glass doors.
ReplyDeleteTout la famille agree the shower door is a truly wonderful things.
They certainement opened up a whole new world of awareness by me. For instance, I discover that I did not really hate the curtains, in fact I hated the showers.
So I stop that, and now I find I have much more time to engage my interests because I have many many less friends annoying me.
Jean Grosodeur,
ReplyDeleteAre you making fun of Batroc Ze-Leaper'z accent?
Slacker.
ReplyDeleteChriss de tabernac, M.Batroc, I would certainement make fun of your haccent if I knew what the hell is it.
ReplyDeleteYou don' speak english too good, an' you has all dese words like "zut" an' "ze" dat are only use by les juifs ancien du New York, so I guess you ask me if I make fun by your Jewish accent and no I don' do dat.
SLACKAH!
ReplyDeletei guess IANO is getting coal in his stocking or he's still fighting off cthulu
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