1) To sum up: You! 2) WOW! I like Bacon Ace's new picture! 3) WOW! I like Redbeard's new picture! 4) WOW! Cake's old picture is cool! 5) The little known "Rhinestone Harbor" incident continues to haunt the "Bedazzler Community." 6) I like turtles!
I robbed a post office in honour of Pearl Harbo(u)r Day, intending to donate my ill-gotten gains to the Society for Small Children with Big Teeth...but on my way out, I was tripped up by a chupacabra and all I ended up with in the end was an AAAALBATROSS!
Hey, nice meeting you the other day as well. And I am so glad that you ain't no Oprah, I Ain't no Oprah.
As far as losing my legs, well, I guess it would be totally inappropriate to say that I lost them at Pearl Harbor, so, I lost them at Pearl Harbor. See you soon.
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Wait...it was the chupacabras who bombed Pearl Harbo(u)r?!
ReplyDeleteGoddammit.
Next you'll be telling me they're on side with Al Quaeda, too.
What?!
Shit, we're SCREWED!
Recommended Viewing for Pearl Harbo(u)r day:
ReplyDelete-Flags of our Fathers
-Letter to Iwo Jima
NOT: Pearl Harbo(u)r, featuring that wickid pissah Ben Affleck.
Don't forget about me *sob*
ReplyDeleteI went and got sushi for lunch in honour of Pearl Harbo(u)r Day!
ReplyDeleteWhat?
Oh.
Sorry.
911's just a made up holiday used by Hallmark to sell cards.
ReplyDelete(Actually, that's a lie. If I'd actually been thinking, though...)
ReplyDeleteI got Chinese (honestly) in honor of Pearl Harbor day.
ReplyDeletePlease send hate mail for my insensitivity to:
bigfoot@mythologicalcreaturesyouhaveenjoyed.com
I wish Nine Hundred and Eleven had happened on Christmas Day so our Hallmark Cards could read:
ReplyDeleteMERRY CHRISTMAS and Sorry Your loved one was crushed by falling concrete. And A Happy New Year!
1) To sum up: You!
ReplyDelete2) WOW! I like Bacon Ace's new picture!
3) WOW! I like Redbeard's new picture!
4) WOW! Cake's old picture is cool!
5) The little known "Rhinestone Harbor" incident continues to haunt the "Bedazzler Community."
6) I like turtles!
I just put up our Christmas tree in honor (honour?) of Pearl Harbo(u)r.
ReplyDeleteOr Christmas. Or Hanukkah. I'm not quite sure.
::hic::
Did someone say infrastructure?
ALBATROSS!
So to sum up:
ReplyDeleteI robbed a post office in honour of Pearl Harbo(u)r Day, intending to donate my ill-gotten gains to the Society for Small Children with Big Teeth...but on my way out, I was tripped up by a chupacabra and all I ended up with in the end was an AAAALBATROSS!
Hey, nice meeting you the other day as well. And I am so glad that you ain't no Oprah, I Ain't no Oprah.
ReplyDeleteAs far as losing my legs, well, I guess it would be totally inappropriate to say that I lost them at Pearl Harbor, so, I lost them at Pearl Harbor. See you soon.
My legs got cut off on Nine Hundred and Eleven when a Japanese guy fell on me after leaping from a flaming building.
ReplyDeleteThen you got hired for the role of ET: The Return.
ReplyDeletei won mein chow now
ReplyDeleteOi, achei seu blog pelo google está bem interessante gostei desse post. Gostaria de falar sobre o CresceNet. O CresceNet é um provedor de internet discada que remunera seus usuários pelo tempo conectado. Exatamente isso que você leu, estão pagando para você conectar. O provedor paga 20 centavos por hora de conexão discada com ligação local para mais de 2100 cidades do Brasil. O CresceNet tem um acelerador de conexão, que deixa sua conexão até 10 vezes mais rápida. Quem utiliza banda larga pode lucrar também, basta se cadastrar no CresceNet e quando for dormir conectar por discada, é possível pagar a ADSL só com o dinheiro da discada. Nos horários de minuto único o gasto com telefone é mínimo e a remuneração do CresceNet generosa. Se você quiser linkar o Cresce.Net(www.provedorcrescenet.com) no seu blog eu ficaria agradecido, até mais e sucesso. If is possible add the CresceNet(www.provedorcrescenet.com) in your blogroll, I thank. Good bye friend.
ReplyDeleteWTF??
ReplyDeleteNo one expects the Portuguese spammer!
ReplyDeleteyou're holding out on us...i was getting ready to post #3 for you...????
ReplyDelete