I've resisted this 'Chupacabra week' all week.
Why? Because I'm a leader not a follower, that's why. And I aint got nothing for Chupacabra Week.
But here goes anyhow...
INTERVIEW WITH THE CHUPACABRA:
ME: "So how's things?"
Chupacabra: ::silence::
ME: "What's you favorite Rolling Stones album?"
Chupacabra: "Goat's Head Soup."
ME: "What kinda car do you drive?"
Chupacabra: "1967 GTO."
ME: "Do you have a favorite fairy tale?"
Chupacabra: "Yes....The Three Billy Goats Gruff."
ME: "Favorite campfire song?"
Chupacabra: "Bill Grogan's Goat."
ME: "Do you have a favorite wine?"
Chupacabra: "Yup....Coates Du Rhone."
ME. "What do you like on your salads?"
Chupacabra: "Cukes, mushrooms, a little goats cheese."
ME: "Who is your favorite Super-Hero?"
Chupacabra: "The Goddamn Batman."
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ReplyDeleteA chupacabra ate my comment.
ReplyDeleteTo sum up: FUNNY!!!
So to sum up:
ReplyDeleteIANO is phoning it in for the rest of Chupacabra week. Boo!
To sum up:
ReplyDeleteIANO's got the Chupacabra Fever!
And the only cure is more cowbell!
ReplyDeleteWould that be goatbell?
ReplyDeleteGoat bell is the place where they sell fake Mexican food where sour cream shoots out of caulking guns and occasionally give away free tacos when great baseball teams succeed to chupacabras.
ReplyDeleteNow, everything makes sense.
I wanna change the last answer:
ReplyDeleteME: "Who is your favorite Super-Hero?"
CHUPACABRA: "The Goatdamn Batman."
That sounds like a magical happy land.
ReplyDeleteYou're very brave to interview a chupacapra...glad you didn't wear your Furry goat costume today!
ReplyDeleteHmmm.
ReplyDeleteHe's not denying actually owning a Furry goat costume.
Suddenly I'm a little worried about him...
Now, suddenly, you're worried about him? My gosh...we've been worried about him for years!
ReplyDeleteIs the Chupacabra from Chicago?
ReplyDeleteWhat's your favorite photo of Nophra?
ReplyDeleteThe Goatse one.