Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Yukon Cornelius

Is INSANE!

He's always yellin' and smellin' and lickin' stuff.

He's crazed!

22 comments:

  1. He's got a red beard! I like his steez.

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  2. And he's really phoning it in today. Boooo. We don't care if it is Wednesday.

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  3. A Yukon Cornelious post is phoning it in?

    A Hermey the Dentist post would be phonin' it in...

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  4. We're a couple of misfits.

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  5. I have Yukon Cornelius in my office.

    For real.

    And a Bumble.

    I'm very cool!

    (Could the Bumble be some wintery form of chupacabra!?)

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  6. Another reason why Yukon is nuts:

    Hermey rips out Bumbles teeth and then Yukon starts pushing him out of the cave....Bumble is still strong + has claws + is angry= Yukon is nuts.!

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  7. Yukon has pocket-nuts.

    If our gang were characters in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", who would we be?

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  8. Can I be Fireball? Rudolphs friend before his fake nose falls off?

    Can I? Please?

    I wanna be Fireball.

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  9. "Bumble is still strong + has claws + is angry= Yukon is nuts"

    That's a possibility. However I submit that Yukon is just very knowledgable about Bumbles. I mean he knew they bounced right? What if he knew that removing a Bumble's reeth is like removing a dog's testicles and it calms them way down. Maybe he realized it wouldn't fight back because he's crazy like a fox and not plain old nuts.

    Quick, who would win in a fight Batman or Green Lantern (this is an actual question I was asked in NoOprah's store)

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  10. * uh..."reeth"="teeth"
    Stupid no edit function rassa frassa...

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  11. "Quick, who would win in a fight Batman or Green Lantern"

    Yukon Cornelius!

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  12. Sadly, there are a lack of female characters. All the chicks want to be Clarice, but there were some hottie female elves IIRC, Mrs. Claus, & the misfit doll.

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  14. "Quick, who would win in a fight Batman or Green Lantern"

    The Tick!

    No. Kidding. The Goddamn Batman, of course.

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  15. what do you get when you cross a china man with jacoby ellsbury?



    DimSum free tacos man

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  16. 1) Why weren't you watching the time-honored classic "Randolph the Goat-Eared Chupa" like I was?
    2) Flaming Carrot would win in any fight--cage match, slappy hissy fight, and/or bake-off--between the Goddamn Batman and Green Lantern.

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  17. Anonymous6:28 PM EST

    If we were characters from Rudolph I'd be the little-known reindeer "olive." Haven't heard of her? Think about it. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh an call him names." Get it? Yeah...I thought so.

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  18. Anonymous6:36 PM EST

    There isn't any reindeer named Olive.

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  19. Anonymous6:38 PM EST

    ::squeezes Doubter's eyes out::

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  20. Just watched this with the kids. Yep, Yukon is definitely serial killer material.

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  21. ::squeezes Doubter's eyeballs out::

    -fixed

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  22. Anonymous11:33 PM EST

    Me, I would like to be the Head Elf because den I could attract the chupacabra wit' my goatee an' catch him an' stick him in a cage and show him everywhere an' make a gazillion dollar so I can buy me all de broads an' cocaine I ever need.

    Also I give you guys some moneys too because I am a nice person.

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