"Bumble is still strong + has claws + is angry= Yukon is nuts"
That's a possibility. However I submit that Yukon is just very knowledgable about Bumbles. I mean he knew they bounced right? What if he knew that removing a Bumble's reeth is like removing a dog's testicles and it calms them way down. Maybe he realized it wouldn't fight back because he's crazy like a fox and not plain old nuts.
Quick, who would win in a fight Batman or Green Lantern (this is an actual question I was asked in NoOprah's store)
Sadly, there are a lack of female characters. All the chicks want to be Clarice, but there were some hottie female elves IIRC, Mrs. Claus, & the misfit doll.
1) Why weren't you watching the time-honored classic "Randolph the Goat-Eared Chupa" like I was? 2) Flaming Carrot would win in any fight--cage match, slappy hissy fight, and/or bake-off--between the Goddamn Batman and Green Lantern.
If we were characters from Rudolph I'd be the little-known reindeer "olive." Haven't heard of her? Think about it. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh an call him names." Get it? Yeah...I thought so.
Me, I would like to be the Head Elf because den I could attract the chupacabra wit' my goatee an' catch him an' stick him in a cage and show him everywhere an' make a gazillion dollar so I can buy me all de broads an' cocaine I ever need.
Also I give you guys some moneys too because I am a nice person.
He's got a red beard! I like his steez.
ReplyDeleteAnd he's really phoning it in today. Boooo. We don't care if it is Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteA Yukon Cornelious post is phoning it in?
ReplyDeleteA Hermey the Dentist post would be phonin' it in...
We're a couple of misfits.
ReplyDeleteI have Yukon Cornelius in my office.
ReplyDeleteFor real.
And a Bumble.
I'm very cool!
(Could the Bumble be some wintery form of chupacabra!?)
Another reason why Yukon is nuts:
ReplyDeleteHermey rips out Bumbles teeth and then Yukon starts pushing him out of the cave....Bumble is still strong + has claws + is angry= Yukon is nuts.!
Yukon has pocket-nuts.
ReplyDeleteIf our gang were characters in "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", who would we be?
Can I be Fireball? Rudolphs friend before his fake nose falls off?
ReplyDeleteCan I? Please?
I wanna be Fireball.
"Bumble is still strong + has claws + is angry= Yukon is nuts"
ReplyDeleteThat's a possibility. However I submit that Yukon is just very knowledgable about Bumbles. I mean he knew they bounced right? What if he knew that removing a Bumble's reeth is like removing a dog's testicles and it calms them way down. Maybe he realized it wouldn't fight back because he's crazy like a fox and not plain old nuts.
Quick, who would win in a fight Batman or Green Lantern (this is an actual question I was asked in NoOprah's store)
* uh..."reeth"="teeth"
ReplyDeleteStupid no edit function rassa frassa...
"Quick, who would win in a fight Batman or Green Lantern"
ReplyDeleteYukon Cornelius!
Sadly, there are a lack of female characters. All the chicks want to be Clarice, but there were some hottie female elves IIRC, Mrs. Claus, & the misfit doll.
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ReplyDelete"Quick, who would win in a fight Batman or Green Lantern"
ReplyDeleteThe Tick!
No. Kidding. The Goddamn Batman, of course.
what do you get when you cross a china man with jacoby ellsbury?
ReplyDeleteDimSum free tacos man
1) Why weren't you watching the time-honored classic "Randolph the Goat-Eared Chupa" like I was?
ReplyDelete2) Flaming Carrot would win in any fight--cage match, slappy hissy fight, and/or bake-off--between the Goddamn Batman and Green Lantern.
If we were characters from Rudolph I'd be the little-known reindeer "olive." Haven't heard of her? Think about it. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh an call him names." Get it? Yeah...I thought so.
ReplyDeleteThere isn't any reindeer named Olive.
ReplyDelete::squeezes Doubter's eyes out::
ReplyDeleteJust watched this with the kids. Yep, Yukon is definitely serial killer material.
ReplyDelete::squeezes Doubter's eyeballs out::
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Me, I would like to be the Head Elf because den I could attract the chupacabra wit' my goatee an' catch him an' stick him in a cage and show him everywhere an' make a gazillion dollar so I can buy me all de broads an' cocaine I ever need.
ReplyDeleteAlso I give you guys some moneys too because I am a nice person.