So the rumor is that the Boston Red Sox might trade Jacoby (I won America a free taco) Ellsbury to the Minnesota Twins for their awesome pitcher Johan (I never won anybody a taco) Santana.
Somehow this trade seems a bit one-sided.
Last year The Red Sox WON the World Series and America won free tacos all without Johan Santana.
And now we want to trade that away?
Why on earth as a fan should I be happy about this? Because Johan (No free tacos) Santana is awesome? If Johan (NFT) Santana is so awesome why don't I get free tacos?
Why?
Because maybe he's not so awesome.
If he was awesome he would include free tacos, correct? And free tacos are awesome, correct? And Jacoby (I'll win ya some more free tacos) Ellsbury is awesome.
SO TO SUM UP:
Do not trade my free tacos for not free tacos.
Clearly somebody in Red Sox management is a tacophobe and should be weeded out, tasered, and fired.
ReplyDeleteI'd do the dirty work but I'm afraid we're snowed in here. I volunteer The Lois Boys!
I love tacos with goat meat...::licks fangs::
ReplyDeletebut what if i want a bag of chips instead?
ReplyDeleteYou'll get a bag of chips. It's in Jacoby's contract.
ReplyDeletea free taco AND a bag of chips WITIH an easy bake rookie?
ReplyDeleteIm IN! :)
I'm on it! I'm putting boots and snowgear on the little maniacs right now and sending them to Yawkey Way.
ReplyDeleteIf they're successful, can they get cookies instead of tacos?
Lois:
ReplyDeleteIf they succeed, I guarantee them a lifetime of free cookies!
No lois..they get dinner and dessert Man!! you dont have to cook either.
ReplyDeleteNFT - LOVE ME SOME ACRONYMS!
ReplyDeleteTo sum up: You like tacos.
ReplyDeleteSparkle:
ReplyDeleteHA! You win comment of the day.
YAAAAAAY! does a little Papelbon dance...slips on ice...plummets to ground...limps away, the taste of victory bittersweet...
ReplyDeleteI'm about to walk home in a snowy winter wonderland, Sparkle...let's hope you haven't just foretold what's gonna happen to me when I step out the front door.
ReplyDelete(If I'm hospitalized, though, at least I'll get all the tacos I can eat...they come free with our medical care here, it's true.)
Sweet, sweet Canada...my adopted homeland! (WATCH YOUR STEP, Cake!)
ReplyDeleteWaiiiiit a second, Cochise. Where's the Tuesday post? What is this, leftover taco day? gmurrr lemme at 'em...shovels leftover tacos in her chupacabralike piehole
ReplyDeleteNoOprah is a slackah, pass it on.
ReplyDeletemy taco's cold!!!
ReplyDeleteSo to sum up:
ReplyDeleteNo Oprah's gone into Chupacabra hibernation.
OMG! A Chupacabra ate NoOprah!
ReplyDeleteWe all told him to stop wearing that goat costume. But would he listen? Nooooooooo.
Ah well. Any tacos left?
"We all told him to stop wearing that goat costume."
ReplyDeleteNoOprah's a chupacabra loving furry?
I feel like I just learned waaaay more about NoOprah than I needed to know.
ReplyDelete::looks at picture of chupacabra, imagines NoOprah as a Furry...shivers::