DIAL Z for Irish Spring

Probably the biggest issue of the day and nobody talks about it.

Are we afraid? Embarrassed?

Is it someone else's problem?

Should the government expose this for what it is? Should they help those that need the help?

Each year this seems to become a bigger and bigger problem. Especially in America. I'm not sure if this is as prevalent in other countries.

What am I talking about you ask?

I'm talking about soap commercials on TV.

They either show a smiling guy in the shower from the waist up washing his chest with a bar of soap in hand.

OR

They show a smiling pretty woman from the top part of her breast up, washing her arms.

So what is the problem??

The problem is clear.... the soap companies think men are doing something that makes their chests filthy that they need a scrubbin' every day and women are doing something horrible that makes their arms filthy.

Do women not get filthy chests? Are men arms always clean?

My chest has NEVER been dirty, yet each day like some Madison Avenue Drone I wash my chest. My "filthy, filthy" chest.

And you Stepford Sheep broads probably spend way too much time scrubbing your "dirty" arms.

I think it's time for a role reveral on this. Broads...start washing your stink filled chests and Dudes....wash your feces encrusted arms.

It'll make us all feel Zestfully good.