Thursday, January 10, 2008

Possible nicknames for Hilllary (if she wins and I kill myself).

1. Madman President

2. The Commander In Queif

3. Bleeder of the Free World

4. Ugliest man president EVER.

5. Shrillary

6......

I can't finish.....just the idea of her winning has me suicidal.

Or hungry.

Or something.

12 comments:

  1. You gonna do Beatles songs with this, too?

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  2. Nah...we've done Hillary/Beatles before.

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  3. Anonymous1:03 PM EST

    ::sniff sniff:: I get no respect

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  4. 6. Queen of the Harpies
    7. Her Madjesty
    8. Ms. Pretty in Pinkpantsuits
    9. Cankleness in Chief

    Hmmmm...that's harder than it looks.

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  5. 10. Mistress

    ::waits for IANO to throw up in his mouth::

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  6. Anonymous4:13 PM EST

    Cake,

    I think IANO has some "tapes." And who exactly WAS the "Blonde in the limo?"

    SO many questions.....

    Juanita

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  7. Juanita:

    Hey, good point. And I'd go further...what if Buddy Night is just a cover for the time he spends with Hilllary? Hmmm? We all assume he spends Thursday evenings braiding Hoag's hair...but what if...oh, this is just getting spooky.

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  8. Anonymous5:29 PM EST

    Cake,

    Yup.

    Braiding Hoagy's hair has always been a convenient excuse.

    Buddy night.....try CANKLE NIGHT!

    Juanita

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  9. Anonymous5:45 PM EST

    Oh right Mr. "I hate Hillary but secretly want her to win so I secretly said so on the World Wide Web and have secret blondes show up on buddy night in limos when I told wifey I was out braiding Hoagy's hair" IANO.

    Cankle Lover.

    Cake-we should work for the Washington Post.

    Juanita

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  10. Juanita:

    I agree, we make EXCELLENT investigative reporters.

    And it's interesting that Mr. IANO hasn't denied this yet, huh?

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  11. Anonymous11:33 AM EST

    Denied, hell.

    Which of IANO's orifices is Hillary going to store HER cigars in?

    -- Lamont "Cuba Libre" Cranston

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  12. Anonymous7:18 PM EST

    Lamont,

    I'd prefer not to think about IANO's orifice's.

    We're serious investigative reporters now-we have other big leads to follow at the moment.

    Juanita

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