So it seems that the FBI made a sweeping arrest of numerous members of the Gambino Family....
I wish I was in the mob just to get a cool nickname.
And with this being an election year I was thinking what the mob would nickname current and former politicians.
1. 'Georgy Dimrod'
2. 'Hillary the Cackle'
3. Johnny 'Splattered Brains' Kennedy
4. Richie 'The Crook' Nixon
5. 'Rudy the Major'
6. 'No-tofu Taft'
7. Mike 'Helmethead' Dukakis
8. John 'Munster' Kerry
You get the idea....
- Bill "Canklelover" Clinton
ReplyDelete- Al "Greenhouse Gasbag" Gore
- Pierre "Ladykiller" Trudeau (Canadian content)
'Rosey the Crip' (FDR)
ReplyDelete'Ronnie the Wallbuster'
Mitt the Quit
ReplyDeleteGerry the Pardoner
ReplyDeleteHarry the Nuker
Herbert "Black Friday" Hoover
Hillary 'Untouchable' Clinton
ReplyDeleteBill 'Uncle Stoogie' Clinton
ReplyDeleteGrover "Furry Little Monster" Cleveland
ReplyDeleteFred "Johnny Bonk Bonks" Thompson
Ulysses "I'm on the 50 Dollar bill, bitches" S. Grant
ReplyDeleteChester "Check out them sideburns" A. Arthur
Earl "Seymour" Butz
ReplyDeleteEarl "Loose Shoes" Butz
Henry "DeTente" Kissinger
"Connie the Shiv" Rice
Ron "The Grecian" Reagan
Richard "Quaker Dick" Nixon
Dick "Johnny Trigger" Cheney
John "Papa Prez" Adams
John Quincy "Baby Prez" Adams
-- Lamont "Mobster Nickname" Cranston
Mitt "I Quit" Romney
ReplyDeleteI love "Mitt "I Quit" Romney"...classic!!
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of Bill Hicks description of what happens to a newly elected president:
you get escorted into a dark room filled with rich fat men puffing on cigars when one says, "roll the film." you then see the Kennedy assasination from a totally different angle...suspiciously looking like the grassy knoll). Film ends, man with cigar says, "Any questions?" "Uh...just what my agenda is..."
On that note- Vantage Point is coming to a theatre near you! More conspiracy theories than a loony bin full of conspiracy theories.
ReplyDeleteBarack "Whitey" Obama
ReplyDeleteTo sum up:
ReplyDeleteYou're a three-day slackah!