Wow! Such a title!
Let me explain.
Back in 1974 Mel Brooks put out a spoof western movie named 'Blazing Saddles' and in said spoof someone (Taggart?) says "Kansas City Faggots"
Now fast forward to this morning on the Mass Pike.....I pass a huge truck from Missouri with the words : KANSAS CITY, MO emblazoned on the side.
KANSAS CITY, MO....not Kansas City, Missouri. (MO is slang for homosexual)
And with two facts like that, I can only surmise that Kansas City is THE hotbed for homosexual activity in America.
Sorry San Francisco!
Psst... I think NoOprah's a MO! How else would he know so much about Kansas City and San Francisco?
ReplyDeleteKansas City has got nothing on us in jolly ol' England!
ReplyDeleteWe're slow, we're MO, get used to it!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget about us Aussies!
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess that explains why their baseball team is called the Kansas City Royals...they're a buncha queens!
ReplyDelete(Sorry, too easy to resist.)
Dear Priscilla:
ReplyDeleteI prefer my title: Queen of the Dessert!
What if the Beatles sang about Kansas City?
ReplyDelete* All You Need is Men
* He Came in Through the Men's Room Window
* Missouri Wood
* Eight Gays a Week
Tap and Shout?
ReplyDeleteBack in the Y.M.C.A.
ReplyDeleteLouie in the Sky With Diamonds
ReplyDeleteTastefully Decorated Submarine
You're Going To Lose That "Girl".
ReplyDeleteLong Tall Nancy
Gay Jude
Happiness is a warm beard
ReplyDeleteI Want to Hold Your Hamster
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