I don't care if you have one.
I don't care if you don't have one.
I don't care if they make them illegal.
I don't care if they're legal.
I don't care if you have one 8 months 29 days into pregnancy.
I don't care if you have one every year.
I don't care if you kill your three year old, your twelve year old, or your eighteen year old.
I don't care if you let them live either.
I don't care if you call it pro-choice, pro-life, or pro-death.
I'm never gonna have an abortion. Unless I get pregnant.
If they outlaw it and one of my daughters needs or wants one I'll pay for her to have one in another country.
Or maybe not. I don't care.
If they make it against the law and someone can't afford to have one...I don't care.
If you can't afford an abortion and have the baby and then put said baby in a dumpster I don't care.
Do whatever you want, but just shut up about it already.
I've got TV to watch.
All You Need Is A Hanger.
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When I'm RU486
ReplyDeleteEight Scrapes A Week
ReplyDelete(Would have been) Sexy Sadie
Happiness Is A Child Free Home
Got To Get You Out Of My Wife
Nothing
ReplyDeleteI Am The Unwanted Walrus
Have the kid and give it to me, ja?
ReplyDeleteEight Spays a Week
ReplyDeleteA Hard Days Knife
ReplyDeleteQuit asking me if I'm gonna have an abortion! I ain't pregnant!
ReplyDeleteI Want To Hold Your Little Underdeveloped Hand
ReplyDeletePS I Clearly Don't Really Love You.
The Ballad of We Never Even Named Him and Yoko
- Maxwell's Silver Scraper
ReplyDelete- Let it Bleed
- Mean Mister Morgentaler
- We All Don't Live in a Yellow Submarine or Anywhere Else Come to Think of it
All Fetuses Must Pass
ReplyDeleteAbort Me Do
ReplyDeleteAll You Need Is A Few Hundred Dollars.
ReplyDeleteHere Goes The Son
Slay Jude
ReplyDeleteWhile My Guy Tard Gently Weeps
ReplyDeleteYou're Going To Lose That Girl(or boy or whatever it is...it's so tiny and barely formed we can't even tell)
Mommy (That's What I Want)
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Everybody Is Trying To Abort My Baby
She Hates You
- Abort That Weight
ReplyDeleteDon't Pass Me
ReplyDeleteI Saw Her Gestating There (Briefly)
ReplyDeleteI've Got a Fetus...Oh Now I Don't
ReplyDeleteFixing a Ho
ReplyDeleteA Day In The Death
Deathday
Can't Buy Me Life
Let It Die
Maxwell's Silver Forceps
ReplyDeleteWhat if the Beatles wrote about NoOprah's stance on abortion? (To sum up):
ReplyDeleteOb-la-do, ob-la-don't
Fixing a Mistake Left by a Hole in the Condom
ReplyDeleteMy Body
ReplyDeleteLend Me Your Womb
Hello Goodbye (no edit required)
ReplyDeleteHappiness is a Cold Womb
ReplyDeleteThe Fool Not On The Pill
ReplyDeleteI Don't Want You (It's So Heavy)
ReplyDeleteLet it Breed
ReplyDeleteLucy in the Stirrups with Dilation
ReplyDeleteStrawberry Killing Fields Forever
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm Sixty Four (I'll probably regret this)
Dear Imprudence
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ReplyDeleteSo Barren Uteruses Forever?
ReplyDeleteMaybe not quite...but so close...
Twist and Shove
ReplyDeleteThree of Us...No, Wait...Two of Us!
ReplyDeleteYour Wild Honey Pie Got Us Into This Mess
ReplyDeleteYou Won't See My Baby
ReplyDeleteAin't Nothing Gestating
ReplyDeleteOhhh, John and George are no doubt rolling over in their graves right now. So's Paul, and he isn't even dead yet. And I hear Ringo would roll over in his grave... for twenty dollars.
ReplyDeleteI just wish they could extend the allowable time for legal abortions to about 50 years after birth. There are so many people that the passage of time can prove should have been aborted.
IANO: This has nothing to do with abortion, but you might enjoy this link, seeing as how you're such a big Hillary fan: http://www.teptronics.com/83304.html
ReplyDeleteDear David Rantz,
ReplyDeleteJust for the record...I do enjoy things other than abortion.
Yeah, David...he enjoys Hitler, too.
ReplyDeleteGet with the program, wouldja?
IANO: You might just be the only person I know of to use the words "enjoy" and "abortion" in the same sentence. But at least you didn't use "Hillary" and "beautiful" together. That'd be breaking your own rule. Now "Hillary" and "abortion" would lend themselves to all sorts of fun combinations, I expect... Which reminds me, how many toilet brushes did you order?
ReplyDeleteSmartmouth: "Hitler" and "abortion" would lend themselves to several combinations as well.
Holy guacamole. Rarely have I seen such a vast preponderance* of anonymous contributions.
ReplyDelete*See what happens when I spend three days reading? I miss a lot of warped Beatles songs AND start using words like this.
There are no anonymous comments.
ReplyDeleteI thought I had another good comment here but, on second thought, it's not so good...so I'm aborting it.
ReplyDeleteThis comment was accidental but it's too far along now to abort it...bugger.
ReplyDeleteI was trying to scrape up some good abortion jokes but I just can't think of any worth carrying out.
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm 64 (days, and that's as old as I'm going to get)
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