Monday, March 10, 2008

What it feels like to stab a guy in the eyes.

It feels good. Real good. Brownies with walnuts good.

I was in a little village in Cambodia (or was it Laos?) when all of a sudden I just started stabbing myself in the left eye.

It felt good. Real good. Brownies with walnuts good.

So To Sum Up:

I'm using a new template on this blog and needed something to write. The new and improved I AINT NO OPRAH is no longer going to be Politically Correct. We're gonna call a spade a spade. And a Jew a Jew. And a Hillary a scum sucking whore bitch.

If needed.

15 comments:

  1. If you do that too often, you'll go blind ya know.

    What?

    No! Stabbing yourself in the eyes! God you people are sick.

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  2. Anonymous3:53 PM EDT

    If you read the post, instead of skimming the post, you would have seen that he only stabbed himself in ONE eye.

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  3. But when he finished stabbing that eye...how long would it be till he wanted to feel the good that would come from stabbing the OTHER eye? Hmmm??

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  4. Anonymous4:05 PM EDT

    That many brownies is fattening.

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  5. Anonymous4:10 PM EDT

    I'll take him shopping for some fat pants if he wants.

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  6. Question is when were you ever politically correct? About as politically correct as brownies with walnuts. I'm spitting out the walnuts.

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  7. Do you MIND? This is a nice clean shiny new template!

    ::sweeps up the walnuts and glares at redbeard76 in an attempt to seem fierce::

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  8. I have no idea. I just put you back in.

    Quiet down, Sparky.

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  9. ::sniff, sniff::

    New blog smell? No, that's not it.

    ::sniff, sniff::

    Teen spirit? No...

    ::sniff::

    Wait! I've got it! Freshly baked Snickerdoodles! Using Hillary Clinton's recipe!

    Mmmmm...

    I hope you baked enough of that Democratic goodness for everyone, mister.

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  10. \\HEY! How come I'm off the links list?//

    spakles, you're part of the missing link!!! im just out there in left field still

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  11. Yay! I finally made the link list. I've made the big time; not to worry, I won't let it go to my head.

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  12. Anonymous12:47 PM EDT

    I'm not linked at all. No, I don't have a blog, but jeepers, couldn't you just link to a dummy page in my honor?

    No, wait, I don't want to say dummy page. Hold that thought. I'll get back to you.

    -- Lamont "I'm Not A Blogger But I Play One In The Virtual World" Cranston

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  13. IANO: All the other bloggers are gushing about your new template, so I wasn't going to, but... Well, it is kinda pretty.... *ahem* In a manly sort of way, of course!

    Sparkle: Hey, you'll always be on my link list, baby!

    Lamont: Awww, nobody links to you? Okay, I did. Least I could do for someone named after The Shadow.

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