Last night old daughter and I were flicking through the channels looking for something to watch when we stumbled upon a movie called Hobson's Choice.
We read the tv guide description and decided to pass on it.
Seems it's about a pompous bootmaker.
Damn pompous bootmakers...as if i'd actually watch a movie about them.
What's next? Pompous landscapers? Pompous garbagemen?
We had a choice.
We chose not to watch the stupid film.
Pompous movie people.
Hobson's Choice + Sophie's Choice x Sanford and Son = In this heartbreakingly poignant, yet hi-frickin'larious film, a grumpy, yet lovable pompous bootmaker is forced to choose between saving the earthshoes of his boy Lamont or the wingtips of his dear friend Grady. He calls upon god and the spirit of his dead wife Elizabeth to help him.
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Jaws 6: Sole on Ice
ReplyDeletePompous bootmaker gets eaten by shark. No choice.
Harvey: A pleasantly eccentric man has an invisible pompous bootmaker for a friend.
ReplyDeleteGrease: A fun musical love story about the love between a pompous shoemaker and a pompous bootmaker.
Indiana Jones and the Pompous Bootmaker of Doom: Self-explanatory.
Congratulations!
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- I Want to Tie Your Shoes
- Booting for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
- The Continuing Story of Bungalow Boots
- Lace Lace Me Do
- Norwegian Wooden Clogs
Shoe Tacks Man
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- Love Me Shoes
Tassleman
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ReplyDeleteThe Beatles game!? Really? What a Croc!
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ReplyDelete(sorry I missed you Saturday, I hope Bacon gave you my loving regards. you missed a great palooza, you rock star you. enjoy your $8.)
You should have eaten crackers and read a book instead !!
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