- All You Need is Taters - Old Brown Gravy - A Taste of Gravy - Everybody's Trying to be my Gravy - Fixing a Hole (in my Potatoes) - I Want You (She's so Gravy)
Please get a blog. No, I don't wanna hear that old blahedy-blah about why you don't have one, Lamont (although it is impeccably well-reasoned and elegantly written blahedy-blah). Start a blog and post one word in it per day. That's it. Just one word. I'll make the blog for you. I'll make the blog WITH you.*
To sum up: Gravy.
Sincerely, Sparkle
*Yes. I know. I have dinosaurs I should be writing about. I'll hush up now.
Am I late for the party?? It's a long run from Lois's backyard...though I'm really glad she didn't check under the kiddy pool in the back yard, I needed that long rest after all the partying we did while she was away.
What's Lamont shredding? And do you think IANO would mind if we rearranged things a bit to make way for the band?
Thank you for this helpful serving of truthiness! Lamont is a head in a jar that is the property of a corporation in Nebraska? WICKED DECENT!!! I can think of NO BETTER BLOG than one featuring a head in a jar! Let's roll him on out of there! Get Cake! I smell caper!
Yours very ready for a road trip to Nebraska, Spahkle
Pass the potatoes? Thanks.
ReplyDelete- All You Need is Taters
ReplyDelete- Old Brown Gravy
- A Taste of Gravy
- Everybody's Trying to be my Gravy
- Fixing a Hole (in my Potatoes)
- I Want You (She's so Gravy)
Maxwell's Silver Gravy Boat
ReplyDelete- Gotta Get You Into my Potatoes
ReplyDelete- Sgt. Potatoes Lonely Hearts Club Mash
- You Never Give Me Your Gravy
I see we have a bunch of gravy hatemongers around these parts.
ReplyDeleteA pox on you all!
1) Boat.
ReplyDelete2) Wavy.
3) Nope--I don't call it gravy, I call it spaghetti sauce.
4) Extra gravy for #4.
When I swab bread in the bacon frying pan is that considered "gravy"?
ReplyDeleteSnnnnzzzzzzzzzzz...
ReplyDeleteSomeone should put away this gravy. It's gettin' a little moldy.
ReplyDeleteWasted gravy!? Outta my way!
ReplyDeleteWild Party in NoOprah's Retail Establishment!
ReplyDeleteHey, do you think all this colored paper could be used as confetti?
What's an EC, anyway?
-- Lamont "Basil Wolverton Is My Homeboy" Cranston
Dear Lamont,
ReplyDeletePlease get a blog. No, I don't wanna hear that old blahedy-blah about why you don't have one, Lamont (although it is impeccably well-reasoned and elegantly written blahedy-blah). Start a blog and post one word in it per day. That's it. Just one word. I'll make the blog for you. I'll make the blog WITH you.*
To sum up: Gravy.
Sincerely,
Sparkle
*Yes. I know. I have dinosaurs I should be writing about. I'll hush up now.
Dear Sparkle,
ReplyDeleteThe reason Lamont doesn't have a blog is that Lamont is actually a head in a jar and is the property of a corporation in Nebraska.
Yours in truthiness,
Lois
::skids in, gasping and waving infrastructure::
ReplyDeleteAm I late for the party?? It's a long run from Lois's backyard...though I'm really glad she didn't check under the kiddy pool in the back yard, I needed that long rest after all the partying we did while she was away.
What's Lamont shredding? And do you think IANO would mind if we rearranged things a bit to make way for the band?
Just make sure to use something as a coaster for your drinks.
ReplyDeleteHere, take these yellowed old magazines with pictures of superheroes on them. They look old, so I'm sure IANO won't mind.
And remember, take them out of the plastic first, so you don't ruin the nice bags.
Dear Lois,
ReplyDeleteThank you for this helpful serving of truthiness! Lamont is a head in a jar that is the property of a corporation in Nebraska? WICKED DECENT!!! I can think of NO BETTER BLOG than one featuring a head in a jar! Let's roll him on out of there! Get Cake! I smell caper!
Yours very ready for a road trip to Nebraska,
Spahkle
For NoOprah:
ReplyDeletehttp://youtube.com/watch?v=OEWqs0ty1IM
I haven't gone fishing...read my blog.
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