Chinese OUTRAGE!

So, the Olympics are starting and a few of the US athletes got off the plane in Tokyo, or wherever they landed in China, and they were wearing face masks to protect themselves from the smog.

That's all we've heard about for the last few weeks leading up to THE GAMES. How bad the air is.

So the US athletes took precautions and now all of China is pissed off at them cuz they were wearing the masks.

They wore the masks because they heard the smog was bad. Or was it the air that was bad?

And of course, China was disrespected.

Or something.

So what is my point?

My point is that this morning when walking down the street to the post office I notice sitting inside the Nail Salon are all these female Chinese athletes WEARING MASKS and grapping the hands of old ladies!!!

Now that's disrespect!

Screw you, Tokyo!