Thursday, August 07, 2008

The Rascal Extraordinaire

An old lady just came in my shop and told me I was 'The Rascal Extraordinaire'.

I told her she was Peachey McAdams.
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12 comments:

  1. Cake11:38 AM EDT

    Which one of you is the superhero and which is the sidekick?

    And who can run faster??

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  2. Sparkle Plenty12:58 PM EDT

    Were you eddiehaskelling her? Fess up. You were eddiehaskelling her.

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  3. Cake1:08 PM EDT

    Apparently IANO was born out of wedlock...who knew!?

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  4. Sparkle Plenty1:56 PM EDT

    Wait a sec. When she called you "Rascal Extraordinaire," was she saying that you remind her of Alfalfa? Or, did she then refer to you as "Chubsy-Ubsy"?

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  5. Lois Lane2:45 PM EDT

    Sparkle: I think it was the slicked down hair and the bow tie that the old lady found so adorable.

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  6. Jayne2:55 PM EDT

    Lois and Sparkle: .. and the elbow patches. And courdoroy trousers.

    Not convinced I spelled courdoroy correctly.

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  7. Anonymous5:29 PM EDT

    What did you do to the old lady?

    Just asking.

    Jayne's, Mum.

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  8. I Ain't No Oprah5:49 PM EDT

    Dear Jayne's Mum,

    Let's just say it involved a bag of hobby coal, a spatula,a Betty Boop featherduster, and a cold beverage.

    Or something.

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  9. Jayne6:08 PM EDT

    Oh the old bag of hobby coal, a spatula, a Betty Boop feather duster and a cold beverage trick.

    Lots of men with elbow patches do the same thing.

    Apparently.

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  10. I Ain't No Oprah6:19 PM EDT

    Elbow patches are the new Beatles.

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  11. Lois Lane6:42 PM EDT

    With six elbow patches you get trout.

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  12. Anonymous8:03 AM EDT

    Please send directions to your store.


    Jayne's mum.

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