Wifey is leaving this morning and here is our conversation:
WIFEY: "Okay...have a great day, see you tonight!"
ME: "Okay...be well!"
WIFEY: "Why are you talking like a superhero?"
ME: "Huh? I ain't talking like a superhero."
WIFEY: "Doesn't one of your little superheroes say 'Be Well and Prosper'?"
ME: "I didn't say 'Be Well and Prosper' and second of all that isn't the expression, It's 'Live Long and Prosper' and Spock says it...not one of my little superheroes."
:::laughter::
WIFEY: "Okay...bye!"
:::Wifey leaves but only to come back in the house ten seconds later::::
WIFEY: "Nanu-Nanu."
And that's why being Wifey is the best superpower.
ReplyDeleteWifey: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like it when I'm angry.
ReplyDeleteIs HULK even a superhero? Kind of an anti-hero, he just gets mad and smashes stuff up.
ReplyDeleteSo to sum up:
ReplyDeleteYou talk about your little superheroes. Constantly.
Lois is a llama.
And Mork was Spock's good friend. Or something.
The end.
To sum up: You and wifey been smokin' the early mornin' peace pipe again.
ReplyDeleteI love Wifey - she makes me laugh, constantly .....
ReplyDeleteLlama, Llama, Wifey.
ReplyDelete::whispers in The Brits ear::
ReplyDelete"Nanu-nanu."
Hey! It's official! Kiss on the neck wins...by a neck!
ReplyDelete(I love your new links--especially or something)
Wifey funny.
ReplyDeleteWay to go, Tarzan. You killed off the comments.
ReplyDelete*strangles him with a vine*
"But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent
ReplyDeleteHe would not be caught sittin' around in no
Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing...
...Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
But he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, You Jane.""-Superman's Song, Crash Test Dummies
-Be Well For The Benefit of Mr. Kite.
ReplyDelete-All You Need Is To Live Long and Prosper.
-I Am The Little Superhero.
-I Wanna Hold Your Nanu-nanu.