Am I now officially the biggest fan of this sport?
I might just be.
Is it because of the long legs?
The sleek graceful moves?
The tight thighs?
The little bikinis?
The grit....the determination?
The tanned youthful skin?
The cool sunglasses?
The tattoos?
The diving and sprawling on the ground?
The vertical leaps?
The high fives?
The body contact bewteen teammates?
The crushing spikes?
The tight buttocks?
The flat bellies?
The sports bras?
The ponytails and visors?
The Nike swoosh across their arses?
Are these the reasons why I'm now the #1 fan of Women's Beach Volleyball?
Of course not.
What do you take me for anyhow?
I just like sand.
Huh.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you aren't gay after all.
Can I break the news to The Hoag?
and taking long walks along the beach .......
ReplyDeleteThe long walks on the beach are to look for Women's Beach Volleyball games.
ReplyDeleteYou know....to look for the sand.
We love women's volleyball too.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when they fall or dive. Yum.
All You Need is Sand
ReplyDeleteEight Grains a Week
Let it Beach
Back in the S.A.N.D.
Old Brown Shoe Full of Sand
Happiness is a Tiny Bikini... whoops.
Hulk SMASH beach volleyb...
ReplyDeletewait, Hulk like beach volleyball.
Hulk like sandy chicks...
I guess the sand has been in various orifices. No wonder you like it.
ReplyDelete::high-fives Jayne::
ReplyDeleteDammit, that word was supposed to be "chaste," not "chafed"!
ReplyDelete-- Lamont "Lexicon" Cranston
Hey, look, Bush likes sand, too!
ReplyDelete::throws sand at No Oprah, winks::
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