OLDEST DAUGHTER: "DAD!! ...Mom is being creepy!"
WIFEY: "I'm not doing anything!"
ME: "What is your mother doing?"
OLDEST: "She's whispering creepy things in my ear."
WIFEY: "I am not."
ME: "What is she whispering?"
OLDEST: "She just whispered to me in a creepy voice that she's going upstairs to change into something more comfortable."
ME: "Where is she now?"
OLDEST: "She went upstairs."
ME: "To do what?"
OLDEST: "To change her clothes."
ME: "Into what?"
OLDEST: "Something more comfortable."
Quit creeping me out.
ReplyDeleteI just hope she doesn't come back downstairs wearing some sort of clincher...
ReplyDeleteI KNEW nakey pictures of Sarah Palin would pop up! Eeyew! I can almost see, uh, Russia from here.
ReplyDeleteOh lord! Hysterical blindness not coming on quickly enough! I need to impalin myself in the eye.
ReplyDelete::randomly jabs pen into eyeball::
Crap! Now I can't stop winking!
That is so Wifey! I miss her, when will I see you both again (you have to sing that btw) I guess you're still mad at me .....
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