The Clincher

ME: "So Sunday after work I'm gonna watch the Patriots and then The Red Sox in the clincher.

WIFEY: "It's not a clincher."

ME: "Yes it is."

WIFEY: "No it's not."

ME: "Yes it is."

WIFEY: "How do you figure it's a clincher?"

ME: "Well, it's a best of five series and the Red Sox are up 2 games to none...if they win, they clinch."

WIFEY: "But if The Angels win then it's not a clincher."

ME: "It's still a clincher."

WIFEY: "It's only a clincher if both teams can clinch."

ME: "Where did you hear that?"

WIFEY: "I just know."

ME: "Well, you're wrong. It's a clincher."

WIFEY: "Nope."

ME: "Yes it is."

WIFEY: "What do you call it when both teams can clinch?"

ME: "Either a clincher or a do or die"

WIFEY: "It's not a do or die."

ME: "It is for the Angels."

WIFEY: "But it's not a clincher."