Sallie (Sally, Sallee)

So one night, a little while ago, I'm standing in the kitchen with Wifey just going over our days and making small talk when all of a sudden she says:

"Would you like Sally?"

Would I like Sally? Wow!

For those of you that don't know, Sally is a hot chick in the neighborhood...good friend of Wifey, blonde, thin, sexy, and all around fun. She speaks with a British accent.

Would I like Sally?

I was surprised Wifey was asking this. My birthday was coming up...so was our anniversary.

Was this some kinda pre-arranged present?

Was this a swinger thing? Was Wifey planning on doing something with The Sally Hubby?

Was this going to be a one night stand? Would my friendship with Sally and Hubby (and Wifey) remain intact after I slept with her?

What were Sally's thoughts on this?

Was she the one that brought it up?

I did a pros and cons list:

PROS: I would have 2-15 minutes of great sex.

CONS: It could destroy my marriage. Cost me half my net worth. Turn my kids against me.

It sounded like a good idea.

I was gonna be a swinger!

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WIFEY: "Hello....hello....hello...."

ME: "Huh?"

WIFEY: "I asked you a question."

ME: "What?"

WIFEY: "Would you like salad?"

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Why the hell would I want to sleep with salad??