Friday, October 17, 2008

You were probably sleeping.



You are a loser.

You were tired. The Red Sox were down 7-0 in the 7th inning and you went to bed.

You had no faith.

You are pathetic. A fool. A well rested loser.

The Blonde isn't.

I isn't.

Crazed text messages flying back and forth.

Red Sox/ Letterman (McCain was on)

Channels flipped. Urine flushed.

Pacing. Knowing.

The Ortizal!

The Little Pony! Coco!

JD!

But not you.

You were sleeping.
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17 comments:

  1. Cake11:23 AM EDT

    Never mind all the fans who LEFT FENWAY PARK!!!

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  2. Anonymous11:28 AM EDT

    it was wonderful!

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  3. Anonymous11:38 AM EDT

    But maybe if I'd actually been awake, Longoria would have made that throw. So you should thank me.

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  4. mulderjoe11:40 AM EDT

    I wasn't sleeping. I just wasn't watching the Red Sox.

    Who are they playing again?

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  5. Anonymous11:43 AM EDT

    They're playing the Tampa Bay ::snicker:: Rays.

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  6. Cake11:48 AM EDT

    Best game evah.

    I can't believe anyone GAVE UP AND WENT TO BED.

    ::stares at motheragawd in horror::

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  7. Anonymous1:20 PM EDT

    Pork chops?

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  8. Anonymous1:57 PM EDT

    Cake,
    I watched games 2,3 and 4. Slept through the end of game 5.

    You're welcome.

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  9. Cake2:00 PM EDT

    Okay, Motheragawd, you're forgiven. You just scared me there for a second.

    (It was nice to see a Motheragawd comment or two!)

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  10. Kathy2:04 PM EDT

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
    Wake me when it's over.

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  11. mulderjoe2:23 PM EDT

    The Sox have been NOTHING since getting rid of Bobby Kielty.

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  12. Sparkle Plenty2:50 PM EDT

    JOE PORK CHOP!

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  13. mulderjoe3:12 PM EDT

    Hey Sparkle,

    Are you referring to Clyde Pough?

    http://sonsofsamhorn.net/wiki/index.php/Pork_Chop_Pough

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  14. Kathy3:56 PM EDT

    Vote yes on Question 2

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  15. Anonymous4:43 PM EDT

    Pot head.

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  16. Sparkle Plenty5:04 PM EDT

    MulderJoe*! Actually, I was referring to a video on YouTube with Vincent Price saying "pork chop" a lot. Can't explain why--it just stuck in my head today.

    HOWEVER, after following the link you provided, I'll pretend I was talking about that Pork Chop all along.

    Best nickname in baseball, indeed.

    *Ya ever refer to yourself as "Joe the Mulder"?

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  17. Maine Comics Arts Festival11:24 PM EDT

    Let the record show that I was awake and watching the game live. My wife had long since gone to bed. When we woke up this morning I asked my wife if she knew what today was. She said it was Friday.

    "Wrong" I told her. "It's a travel day for the Sox".

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