Saturday, November 22, 2008

An Interview With Lee Harvey Oswald on the 45th anniversary of the Death of JFK



IANO: "Hi Lee! Whatcha been doing?"

LEE: "Just hangin' out alone."

IANO: "May I ask you some questions?"

LEE: "Go ahead...shoot."

IANO: "Who is your favorite football coach?"

LEE: "Chuck Knoll...Pittsburgh."

IANO: "Favorite John Wayne movie?"

LEE: "The Shootist."

IANO: "Why do you like being in one-man plays so much?"

LEE: "I like acting alone."

IANO: "Favorite family movie?"

LEE: "Home Alone."

IANO: "Favorite Jimmy Stewart movie?"

LEE: "Harvey."

IANO: "Favorite old TV show?"

LEE: "Dallas."

IANO: "Thank you for your time."

LEE: "Thank you."

12 comments:

  1. Gee, IANO, you didn't pull any punches...yer one straight shooter. I can see you were really gunning for him. Straight as a bullet and all.

    And I'm out...

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  2. Anonymous3:09 PM EST

    I am the Gassy Gnome!

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  3. Anonymous3:54 PM EST

    I wish I'd gotten the tumor instead of the bullet!

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  4. Anonymous3:55 PM EST

    Me too.

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  5. Anonymous3:56 PM EST

    Grassy gnome?

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  6. Anonymous3:56 PM EST

    Maybe I have ankle tumors? It would explain a lot.

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  7. Anonymous3:57 PM EST

    I can see Nome, Alaska from my house.

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  8. Anonymous3:58 PM EST

    I thought I had a tumor once. But it was just Trig.

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  9. Anonymous3:58 PM EST

    Sarah's a peeping Palin, pass it on!

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  10. Anonymous4:14 PM EST

    Last one is LAME-O

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  11. Anonymous4:28 PM EST

    Yes, yes it is. But the one before it was hi-larious, correct?

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  12. Anonymous4:29 PM EST

    Gnome mobile?

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