IANO: "Hi Lee! Whatcha been doing?"
LEE: "Just hangin' out alone."
IANO: "May I ask you some questions?"
LEE: "Go ahead...shoot."
IANO: "Who is your favorite football coach?"
LEE: "Chuck Knoll...Pittsburgh."
IANO: "Favorite John Wayne movie?"
LEE: "The Shootist."
IANO: "Why do you like being in one-man plays so much?"
LEE: "I like acting alone."
IANO: "Favorite family movie?"
LEE: "Home Alone."
IANO: "Favorite Jimmy Stewart movie?"
LEE: "Harvey."
IANO: "Favorite old TV show?"
LEE: "Dallas."
IANO: "Thank you for your time."
LEE: "Thank you."
Gee, IANO, you didn't pull any punches...yer one straight shooter. I can see you were really gunning for him. Straight as a bullet and all.
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I am the Gassy Gnome!
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