Obama you stupid, stupid, moron.

I'm hideous.



I'm shrill!



I cause vomiting.


I'm repulsive.


I smell bad.


I have an engorged penis.



I have no womb.


I frighten children.


And dogs.


I'm a beast.



I don't shave my legs.



Though I do shave my balls.


Lesbians hate me because I'm such a pig.


I possibly had Vince Foster killed.


My middle name is Wretched Whore. Really.


I kill raccoons for sport and use their pelts for tampons.


Vomit was named for me.



So was BLECCH!


I have space spores on my genitals.


I am the cause of all that is bad in the world.


I've never done any good in my life.


I love the NY Yankees.


I could make the flu sick.