George Bush talks with a Chinese Turkey

BUSH: "Hello, Chinese Turkey!"

CHINESE TURKEY: "Hello Mr. President!"

BUSH: "So how are you doing this splendid day before Thanksgiving?"

CHINESE TURKEY: "I'm doing well....and you?

BUSH: "Dandy."

CHINESE TURKEY: "We don't have any kind of a bit going, do we?"

BUSH: "Nope...but we could if you talked in a funny chinese accent."

CHINESE TURKEY: "Wouldn't be funnier if we pulled the old switcheroo and YOU talked in a chinese accent?"

BUSH: "Nah."

CHINESE TURKEY: "Happy Thanksgiving!"

BUSH: "You too."