Saturday, November 15, 2008

Review of the New James Bond Movie



CLINKY: "Excuse me , Sir? Could you please put your cell phone away."

SIR: "It's not bothering anyone."

CLINKY: "YES. IT. IS."

SIR: :::puts cell phone away:::

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So To Sum Up

Quantum of Silence
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6 comments:

  1. Cake11:39 AM EST

    Well, it was quite rude of you to use your cell in the theatre, IANO...I'm glad Clinky was there to set you right.

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  2. I Ain't No Oprah11:46 AM EST

    I'm getting a kick out of Clinky being an angry black man with dreadlocks.

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  3. Anonymous1:19 PM EST

    He isn't actually an angry black man with dreadlocks!?

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  4. Anonymous1:21 PM EST

    I can't wait for Saul's review!!

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  5. Sparkle Plenty1:25 PM EST

    I thought Clinky was the gal with the afro?!

    (If so, I'd need to have a word w/him if he sat in front of me...)

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  6. Horroru10:12 AM EST

    I thought you'd write about this (I'm not as good as IANO about getting the dialogue exactly right, but this is close enough):

    ::IANO, Clinky, Horroru, Mark standing in a circle, away from the crowd::

    GROUP OF GIRLS: "Are you standing in line?"

    ::IANO stands there and laughs at them incredulously::

    CLINKY, MARK, HORRORU: "No, nope."

    IANO: "How could they think we were in line? We in no way resemble a line!"

    HORRORU: "They remind me of the scene in Raising Arizona where John Goodman and his brother go into the store."

    ::Goodman's brother picks up a bag of balloons::
    "Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?"
    STORE CLERK: "If you think round is funny."

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