For a generation or two, people will tell their kids about it.
It will probably never be topped.
Ever.
For it is... Historic Day.
And on Historic Day people will say the word Historic more than it's ever been said since the word was invented (1/28/1716)
And that of course was a very Historic Day.
Historic will trump 'Infrastructure' by 100 to 1.
Historic will trump 'Bush Sucks' by 400 to 1.
Historic will trump 'Hillary is a Rat Faced Whore' by 3 to 1.
Historic will trump 'Whatever' and 'Okay, just a minute' by 250-1 (Even by my kids)
Historic will trump 'Puzzle Genius' by 8000- 1 (even in Crawford, Texas)
Historic will be said so many times today that you will soon forget what it even means.
You will thinks it's spelled wrong.
You will even think it's a gibberish word.
Historic Historic Historic Historic Historic.
You will wonder why folks say 'An Historic Day' instead of 'A Historic Day'
Historic.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm watching historic history unfold historically!
ReplyDeleteThis is truly a historic day. Barack Obama, the first only partially white man ever to be elected as president, will be sworn in on Abraham Lincoln's Bible.
ReplyDeleteThe Obama children are wearing white cotton ankle socks designed by Vera Wang.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Obama will be wearing a stylish "tent-dress" designed by Coleman.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Obama is looking especially ugly this morning.
ReplyDeleteHistorically ugly.
Meredith Vieira! Why have you changed the historically-correct spelling of your last name? Is it because I dropped you and you fell and hit your head in an historic moment and you reacted with hysterical histrionics?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xitq-umwPI
So many people were trying to stream the inauguration today that they shut down out network.
ReplyDeleteI really really really hate historic people today.
Funny, I always wanted an boston cream pie rather than a boston cream pie.
ReplyDeleteWhy should apple pies have all the fun?
"You will wonder why folks say 'An Historic Day' instead of 'A Historic Day'"
ReplyDeleteYou are SO right for making fun of that! What, do they think they're freakin' Cockneys?
I never heard of anybody outside of London having "an horrible accident" or "an heart attack," have you?
Assclowns.