The problem with pottery

So I've officially run out of ideas for this here blog and a friend of mine suggested I do one on pottery.

Now as most of you know, Pottery is my middle name.

So this should be easy.

The problem with pottery is that sometimes someone is just handed a bad deal...they lose their job.

Or get hurt.

Or get hooked on the horse and BANG!... the next thing you know they're swimming in pottery.

And that's sad.

But most of the time people are drowning in pottery because they're just too damn lazy to get a real job and they spend all their time and energy bakin' and spinnin' and makin' love to the potter's wheel.

Or something.

But pottery is almost a thing of the past because pretty soon Obama is gonna come a ridin' into town and clean up this whole wonderful place we call America.

And pottery will once again just be a thing for the drug addicts and lowlifes...not for honest folks that just want an honest job and a honest wage.

Pottery sucks.

(Special thanks to E. Litella and A. tom!)