None of us wants to torture animals, correct?
In theory, PETA tries to do good, correct?
But they're insane, correct?
The latest Mary Todd-y thing they've done is protest people eating fish.
Fish.
They think it's cruel to eat them. (maybe it is)
But PETA is so smart they've come up with a plan to get us NOT to even want to eat fish.
PETA thinks we should change the name of FISH to SEA KITTENS.
I'm not making that up.
SEA KITTENS.
Their crack-potted minds think that if fish are named sea kittens we won't want to eat them.
(we will)
I sure hope this doesn't screw up my plans to buy some fish scale boots or a new gill jacket. I'll be the Dandy of the Dandies.
It also better not screw up my lunch plans of Sea Kittens and Chips.
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For more info please check out the following website.
http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/
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-Lovely PETA
ReplyDeleteAnd we're now only going to make ice cream from sea kitten milk!
ReplyDeleteAnd ice cream flavors:
ReplyDeleteVanilla Perch Ripples
Black Raspberry Mackeral
Cookies and Cod
- Chocolate Tuna Chip
ReplyDelete- Pistachio Perch
- Salmon Enchanted Eating (cuz they have to use clever names sometimes)
- Mackerel Believe Ice Cream (the lowfat option)
VanEELa
ReplyDeleteYour four points were all correct. Especially the last one. PETA isn't just nuts, they're Michael Fleischer crazy.
ReplyDeleteOctopistachio!
ReplyDelete-Rawberry
ReplyDelete-Fins Vanilla
-Chocolate Chum
Well, yeah...that's what I meant...
ReplyDeleteAh, yes. I still remember the day that issue of Comics Journal came out. You called Cousin Sauls's store, and I answered. "When I say the name Michael Fleischer... " you began, and since I'd been reading the same article, I interrupted with "Bugfuck crazy."
[walks off, singing "Those Were the Days"]
Sharkberry Swirl...mmm, with whipped sea kitten cream on top and a cherry.
ReplyDeleteFilet O Sea Kitten Sandwich.
ReplyDeleteI'm hungry just typing the words.
- Krillamel Crunch
ReplyDelete- Sea-nut* Butter and Chocolate
- Minnows 'n Mint
(*No idea what this is, I just like the sound of it.)
I meant...something sea kitteny here, of course.
ReplyDeleteLet's rename lobsters while we're at it!
ReplyDeleteMmmm, sea puppies with melted butter...
I love sea puppies!
ReplyDeleteLots of butter...
I love sweater puppies also.
Lots of "butter"....
Maybe PETA is right.
ReplyDeleteWatch sea puppies in action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khxoCjQT5so&NR=1
Pretty sick...
ReplyDeleteBut the first commenter is "The Beatles"! How perchect...I mean, perfect...is that?!
Huh?
ReplyDeleteSeemed funny to me that the first comment on that video was from "TheBeatlessss." You know, cuz of the Beatles Game and all.
ReplyDeleteHar har...har. No? Oh well.
Oh, and you all think this is a game? Damned humans. PETA will protect us, too.
ReplyDelete"Mary Todd-y," eh?
ReplyDeleteGay as the month of May.
Next we're using bugs in our ice cream!
ReplyDelete- Cocoa Caterpillar
- Bubble Gum Beetle
- Flies 'n Fudge
- Cookies and Cockroach
- Antberry Swirl
Mary Todd wasn't gay...she was PETA-Like insane!
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, yes, History Channel Lads. I know that Mary Todd was bug-fuck dotty.
ReplyDeleteThe use of the term "Mary Todd-y" as an adjective is phenomenally gay, Dandy-Dan.
No more time to clarify. Off to eat my sea-kitten melt on rye.
Dear PETA,
ReplyDeleteI believe that veal is delicious. I believe we should eat only young animals that have been kept in tiny cages, that way it's not limited to just baby cows.
Yum yum,
Mulderjoe.