Thursday, January 01, 2009

Snippets from the New Year's Eve party



So The Brit and The Brit Hubby held a great New Year's Eve party last night.

Here are a few snippets of conversation with Wifey and or The Brit.

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ME: "So if I start acting like an asshole or creepy or anything please let me know and I'll stop."

WIFEY: "Well I'm not just going to say it out loud in front of everyone...come up with a signal."

ME: "A signal to tell me when I'm being an asshole or creepy?"

WIFEY: "Yes."

ME: "How about :::secret signal::: this?"

WIFEY: "Fine."

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ME: "You know...if you were ten years younger I'd be all over you."

THE BRIT: "You're such an asshole."

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ME: "You know...if you were ten pounds lighter I'd be all over you."

THE BRIT: "You're such an asshole."

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ME: "That was smart of you not to clean your house before the party...it's just going to get messed up."

THE BRIT: "You're such an asshole."

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ME: "You look good finally letting the gray show up in your hair."

THE BRIT: "You're such an asshole."

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ME: "That's very smart of you not putting the food right out....cuz folks will be really appreciate it more when you do."

THE BRIT: "You're such an asshole."

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ME: "Is it okay if I take pictures during the party?"

THE BRIT: "Now you're being creepy."

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SO TO SUM UP:

I never got The Signal from Wifey so I was neither creepy or an asshole.

2 comments:

  1. Wouldn't it just be simpler for Wifey to come up with a signal for if you somehow managed to not be an asshole or creepy?

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