>>>>SEOUL - Tom Cruise, who fails to assassinate Adolf Hitler in his new movie "Valkyrie," said he grew up really wanting to kill the Nazi leader.<<<<
The above was from a Reuters story today on MSNBC.com.
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Dear Tom,
Hitler was dead when you were growing up! You wasted your youth!
Love,
IANO
Nein, Herr IANO, I am alive and running a small flowershop vith my life partner in New York City.
ReplyDeletePlease don't tell Eva.
Or Tom.
ReplyDeleteTongue sticking out of mouth, jamming George Bush-shaped piece of puzzle into a puzzle representing GOOD presidents.
ReplyDelete"Unh! Unh! Dammit! Get in there! Unh! Woo-hoo! Puzzle genius!"
Word.
ReplyDeleteHe should stick to bouncing on couches and spouting his Scientific Church retoric. I like him less and less.
ReplyDeleteyou are a witty chap!
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