Sunday, January 18, 2009

Tom Cruise is dumber than the people that think George Bush is dumb.

>>>>SEOUL - Tom Cruise, who fails to assassinate Adolf Hitler in his new movie "Valkyrie," said he grew up really wanting to kill the Nazi leader.<<<<

The above was from a Reuters story today on MSNBC.com.

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Dear Tom,

Hitler was dead when you were growing up! You wasted your youth!

Love,
IANO

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:18 PM EST

    Nein, Herr IANO, I am alive and running a small flowershop vith my life partner in New York City.

    Please don't tell Eva.

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  2. Anonymous4:18 PM EST

    Or Tom.

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  3. Anonymous9:51 AM EST

    Tongue sticking out of mouth, jamming George Bush-shaped piece of puzzle into a puzzle representing GOOD presidents.

    "Unh! Unh! Dammit! Get in there! Unh! Woo-hoo! Puzzle genius!"

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  4. He should stick to bouncing on couches and spouting his Scientific Church retoric. I like him less and less.

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  5. Anonymous8:30 PM EST

    you are a witty chap!

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