So last night we're watching the Idol and I got up and moved over near her spot on the couch.
WIFEY: "Get away from me."
ME: "But I'm gonna sing to you."
WIFEY: "Get away from me."
ME: "But this is the only time ever I've ever ever wanted to sing....don't blow your chance."
WIFEY: "Get away from me."
ME: "I'm gonna sing Bennie and the Jets...."
WIFEY: "Get away from me."
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SO TO SUM UP:
I ain't going to Hollywood.
Yawn.
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ReplyDeleteIANO, I just dedicated a post to you.
Ya' shoulda went with Crocodile Rock. Chicks dig the reptiles.
ReplyDeleteI thought Bennie was a crocodile?
ReplyDeletenext time have a piece of chocolate on hand.
ReplyDelete(well, that worked for my beagle when i wanted her to do what i wanted)
Yaaaawn.
ReplyDelete(I'm doing that just to annoy IANO, yes...is there something wrong with that?)
But, are you America's Next Top Model?
ReplyDeleteWho? Me or IANO?
ReplyDeleteCuz I think IANO would look just gah-geous in one of those ballgowns.
And his talent could be a Hillary Clinton impression. Or something.
Yep--I was thinkin' IANO. I thought he did the flamin' baton twirling thingy, 'though? (Psst. Don't mention "the accident.")
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