Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Dear New Toll Booth Guy



I'm sure you're nice.

You look spiffy in those acid washed jeans....that orange vest.

I love the way your fingers linger in my palm as you give me my change.

Our eyes always meet.

I always seem to get your lane.

I deeply care where you live (I'm so glad you told me!)

I wish we had more time to talk....but when I see you... I'm on my way home.... TO MY FEMALE WIFE!!!

So please stop hitting on me.

Though I will say you give change like no other man I've ever met.

13 comments:

  1. Awww c'mon you can admit you have a little crush on your new friend. We won't make fun...promise!

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  2. "I always seem to get your lane."

    So to sum up:

    Ummm...do I even need to say it?

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  3. Toll Boy Guy12:16 PM EDT

    Oh next you'll be telling me you weren't winking at me and tapping the seat next to you provocatively.

    Do you like Italian?

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  4. Angry Toll Booth Guy12:17 PM EDT

    He throws things, you know. I still have nightmares.

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  5. HA! Nicely done.

    (Doesn't he live in that little house next to the toll plaza? I thought all the toll booth guys and dolls lived together in the little house next to the toll plaza. They're always scuttling off there when it's my turn.)

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  6. Toll Beatles1:55 PM EDT

    I Want To Hold Your Hand...no, wait...

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  7. The Beatles2:20 PM EDT

    Toll Over, Beethoven

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  8. More Beatles2:52 PM EDT

    Polythene Pike?

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  9. Probably not Hoagy4:06 PM EDT

    I wish we had more time to talk....but when I see you... I'm on my way home.... TO MY FEMALE WIFE!!!

    Except on Thursdays.

    Love,
    Your Male Wife

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  10. I have to wonder why you don't get FastPass? Are you enjoying the special attention?

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  11. Fast Lane Computer9:01 AM EDT

    I'm sooooo jealous of Toll Booth Guy!!!

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  12. Dear Stuart,

    FastPass is great during rush hour but horrible during off-peak hours.

    I tend to get thru faster using the cash lane.

    (though not on weekends)

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  13. Stuart asked the question we all had in our heads. Go Stuart!

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