Sunday, March 22, 2009

Finally.... Rebuilt and better than ever!

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13 comments:

  1. Sparkle Plenty3:17 PM EDT

    Happy Birthday to The Elements of Style. It continues to rock my world.*

    *Yes, I do lead a dull life. However, it is a great lil' book. Packs a wallop.

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  2. I Ain't No Oprah3:21 PM EDT

    So Strunk and White walk into a bar:

    BARKEEP: "What'll you have t'day?

    STRUNK: "Do you mean 'What beverage would I like to consume today?"

    WHITE: "Bush's Fault!"

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  3. Sparkle Plenty3:53 PM EDT

    E.B. White had the Tourette's?

    Joke fix:

    So Strunk and White walk into a bar:
    OUCH!

    Golf applause for Sparkle!

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  4. I Ain't No Oprah4:09 PM EDT

    So Strunk and White walk into a Barr:

    STRUNK: "Hey Rosanne!"

    WHITE: "That should be: 'Hello, Rosanne'

    STRUNK: "Whateva...get offa my ass!"

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  5. Anonymous4:36 PM EDT

    You two do know that that's a picture of the Twin Towers and not Strunk and White, correct?

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  6. Sparkle Plenty4:52 PM EDT

    IANO: Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Golf applause for IANO!

    RB: No. I believe that Strunk is on the left.

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  7. Cake8:55 PM EDT

    Strunk and White walk into a bar.

    BARKEEP: ::polishes a glass::
    STRUNK: "How are you today, fine sir?"
    BARKEEP: "Good."
    STRUNK: "Get him, White."
    WHITE: ::bludgeons barkeep while shouting, "WELL! You're WELL! Unless you're telling us that you're a good person! FINE would be okay, too!"

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  8. Cake8:56 PM EDT

    Toss a :: on the end of that, wouldja? Thanks!

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  9. Cake8:56 PM EDT

    p.s.
    Nice shot of the New World Trade Center. Glad they got 'em rebuilt in time for the tenth anniversary this August!

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  10. Anonymous5:43 PM EDT

    - All You Need is a Comma
    - Hyphenate Me Do
    - Ticket to Fly
    - Eight Phrases a Week
    - Don't Knock Me Down
    - Polythene Participle
    - Lucy in the Sky with Terrorists
    - The Continuing Story of Bungling Brackets

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  11. Anonymous11:38 PM EDT

    http://www.cbrookskurtz.com/articles/2009/3/7/so-can-everyone-finally-admit-that-hrc-is-a-blooming-idiot.html

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  12. Cake10:48 AM EDT

    Time for a new post, slackah.

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  13. Sparkle Plenty11:12 AM EDT

    So Strunk and White walk into a barn:

    BUSTY FARMER'S DAUGHTERS: Ain't no way we ain't never gonna give you some hot lovin'!

    STRUNK: You take the short one, I'll take the fat one.
    WHITE: I feel faint. Double negatives! Oh, the double negatives. *swoons*
    STRUNK: I hate you.

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