Friday, March 20, 2009

Retard bowling



>>>>>WASHINGTON (March 19) -- Bowling just isn't President Barack Obama's game.
Appearing on "The Tonight Show," the president told host Jay Leno he'd been practicing at the White House's bowling alley but wasn't happy with his score of 129

Then he rolled a gutter ball by quipping: "It was like the Special Olympics or something.">>>>>>>>>>>


(Hey...you voted for him, not me)
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23 comments:

  1. Cake11:52 AM EDT

    I voted for him!? Really?

    Cool.

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  2. Anonymous12:28 PM EDT

    Ok. You hate Obama.

    So, when the people look up and shout "Save us!"... should Bush whisper "no."

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  3. Anonymous12:29 PM EDT

    Why would I save a world I no longer have any stake in?

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  4. Anonymous12:30 PM EDT

    An attack on one is an attack on all of us.

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  5. Anonymous12:33 PM EDT

    Rove's Journal: November 4th 2008. Tonight, the GOP died in the USA

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  6. I Ain't No Oprah12:35 PM EDT

    Dear Kovacs,

    I don't hate Obama. I hate you.

    Obama made fun of tards...I made fun of Obama.

    But maybe now we'll just turn into a We Hate Kovacs blog.

    Tard.

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  7. Anonymous12:39 PM EDT

    Your ear looks yummy. C'mere

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  8. Anonymous12:41 PM EDT

    Kovacs stole my gig!

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  9. Sparkle Plenty12:48 PM EDT

    I'm so confused. Why do you hate Kojak? He loves you, baby!

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  10. Kathy12:50 PM EDT

    As a germophobe...I have to wonder about the O's willingness to play a sport where you don't wear your own shoes. eww ick eww

    Does anyone else think he's really, really odd looking? The ears, the really small teeth, too much gum when he smiles?

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  11. Sarah12:59 PM EDT

    His ankle is freakishly small.

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  12. I Ain't No Oprah1:39 PM EDT

    You know what they say about men with small ankles...

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  13. Cake1:49 PM EDT

    ...small socks?

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  14. Cake1:50 PM EDT

    ...they aren't related to Hillary?

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  15. Cake1:51 PM EDT

    ...they accessorize their shoes with tassels to draw attention away from the ankles?

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  16. Anonymous2:12 PM EDT

    I guess this is why IANO stayed away from politics for awhile...

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  17. I Ain't No Oprah2:18 PM EDT

    It actually WASN'T a dumb thing to say.

    It was funny.

    He's shouldn't have apologized!

    SACK UP, BARACK!

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  18. Anonymous2:19 PM EDT

    I'd cut off my enlarged head to bowl a 129.

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  19. Anonymous3:20 PM EDT

    Bowl Over Beethoven

    When I Bowl 164

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  20. Sparkle Plenty3:37 PM EDT

    Wild! I've just been noticing that lots of men have very dainty ankles. It's like an anticankle epidemic. Are they "Pinkles?" Are they "Minimankles?" I'm not sure what they are, but they're out there. Boy, they're out there.*

    *Yes, apparently I do spend a lot of time staring at men's feet.

    Oh. Should be playing Beatles Game.

    Uh.

    Here Comes The Strike?

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  21. Cake3:53 PM EDT

    So to sum up:

    Sparkle has an ankle fetish?

    p.s.

    - I Wanna Hold Your Ball (umm...)
    - Strike Me Do (hmmm...)
    - Old Red and Blue and Green Shoe
    - Happiness is a Warm Gutter
    - Don't Knock Me Down
    - I'll Follow the Spare
    - Why Don't We do it in the Alley

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  22. Sparkle Plenty4:10 PM EDT

    No! I'm just a noticer! A noticey noticer!

    Lucy In The Sky With Duckpins?

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  23. Anonymous12:14 PM EDT

    Lucy in the Sky with 5 Pins.

    All non-tard bowlers, with their veryownshoes,thankyou, know sparing a 5-pin is lucky.

    Bushy lives in the elite area of Dallas and shops at Elliot's hardware. They don't sell bowling shoes there.

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