It's a gas, gas, gas!
Then she, of course, replied that she's glad you didn't turn into a cranky old geezer! And, she grabbed you by the collar and leaned...What? She didn't say she's glad you didn't turn into a cranky old geezer?Uh-oh.
"I'm fast and easy"And not shy about sharing, either, apparently. Huh.
Iano, you smooth talker you.
The ladies love it when you call 'em Not Pigs.
or Not Dogs
I just realized this post means IANO gave in to The Blonde.I hope he doesn't miss his manhood too much...
In the "Political" version of "I am not any Oprah," it would go something like this:ME: "I'm glad you didn't end up being a pig."SASHA OBAMA: "That's a compliment?"ME: "Yes."
Then she, of course, replied that she's glad you didn't turn into a cranky old geezer! And, she grabbed you by the collar and leaned...
ReplyDeleteWhat? She didn't say she's glad you didn't turn into a cranky old geezer?
Uh-oh.
"I'm fast and easy"
ReplyDeleteAnd not shy about sharing, either, apparently. Huh.
Iano, you smooth talker you.
ReplyDeleteThe ladies love it when you call 'em Not Pigs.
ReplyDeleteor Not Dogs
ReplyDeleteI just realized this post means IANO gave in to The Blonde.
ReplyDeleteI hope he doesn't miss his manhood too much...
In the "Political" version of "I am not any Oprah," it would go something like this:
ReplyDeleteME: "I'm glad you didn't end up being a pig."
SASHA OBAMA: "That's a compliment?"
ME: "Yes."