I'm going to share a bit from last nights Daily Show because you didn't watch it.
They were discussing Judge Souter and I guess the Judge stated that he had a GREAT job but in a crappy city.
At that point Jon Stewart wondered what would be a crappy job but in a great city...they came up with:
A Eunuch in Fuck Town.
I'm guessing you can come up with something better.
A prize is not involved.
22 comments:
Being a child in Pedovillia seems like a pretty bad deal.
Republican in Abortionburg!
Jew in Tehran.
Hey! No prize, no play! Aw, what the heck. This is actually tricky.
Mary Kay Rep in Amishville?
Rehab Counselor in Happydrunkburg?
Abstinence Educator in Intercourse, PA? (Too close to original, trying too hard...)
Voosh! I give up!
Yankees fan in Boston.
re: RIP. Nooooooooo! Waah.
Breast Cancer Surgeon in Titsburgh
Steak chef in Veganville?
Vegan cook in any town ending in "burg"?
Sushi Chef in Frytown?
Heck. I think I wanna move to Frytown. I believe I'm having a Homer Simpson moment...all those french fry trees...
Dust Bunny in Oreckville
Owner of a tiny store jammed with comic books?
Pig-farmer in Mexico?
Cobra in Mongoose City
Bob Newhart in Funky Town
Heathen in the Vatican
Dom Deluise amongst the living.
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Dearest Sparkle:
The punctuation police have asked me to issue you with a citation regarding your excessive exclamation point usage.
Thank you,
Cake
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Darling Sparkle:
It's a Punctuation Pandemic!!!!!!!! Seek help!??!?!??
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{Comma...I mean, Cake!}
p.s.
I punctuated into my elbow and now it's all damp and exclamatory!
Sea kelp? What about sea kelp?
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