Do we all agree that people with tattoos are cooler than those of us without tattoos?
Tattoos scream cool, correct?
And cool is cool, correct?
And the word correct is cool, correct?
Anyhow...
My surefire way of making huge dollars?
Tattoos.
But IANO you ask, tattoos have existed for centuries...how will YOU make money from such an ancient art?
I'll tell you.
What is the number one drawback of a tattoo?
(besides the ink being soaked into your skin and the pain?)
It's basically permanent (except for costly procedures that remove tattoos)
But YOUR tattoo is special. You'll never want to get rid of it.
Ever.
And then there are guys like me.
Oh...I want to be cool...but am I cool enough for a tattoo?
I think not.
This is where my money making scheme comes in.
Tattoos done with invisible ink!
No more long sleeves at the business meeting.
No more explaining what JENNIFER is doing on my arm to AMY.
No more color clashing.
No more explaining 'what my tattoo means' when clearly it's something private that I don't want to talk about.
Invisible Ink Tattoos. $50.00.
LOVE/HATE
MOM
US NAVY
::barbed wire::
Make sure you ask to see mine next time we meet...it's a tiger drinking some hooch!
Steve,
ReplyDeleteIf only you could create invisible ink tattoos in a can! That would be awesome!
Actually...do you know what would be REALLY AWESOME?! How about TWO new blog chapters on the highly-neglected, overly-long, self-indulgent, bordering on the ridanculous, Cousin Saul blog?!!!
ReplyDeleteI wish I had the whole chapter tattooed on my back.
ReplyDeleteOr something.
1) Brilliant!
ReplyDelete2) A tiger drinking hooch?
3) My invisible tattoo is a collection of Chinese characters that I think means "wisdom" but actually means "No MSG."
4) Proper responses to: "It sounds strange, but … I see Ronnie. At nighttime, if I wake up, I think Ronnie's there, and I start to talk to him."
a) Yes, Nancy, that sounds strange.
b) Did you have him stuffed? That would be stranger.
c) Reagan or Cox?
d) She sees dead Ronnies.
A friend of a friend has an invisible ink tattoo...really. It looks retahded.
ReplyDeleteWell, sorta invisible...white ink. Looks more like stretch marks or something.
You know you're not cool if you're using the term, "Hootch".
ReplyDeleteI'm way cool!
ReplyDelete"Giggle juice" is better.
ReplyDeleteNo No Nanette!
ReplyDeletere: Bill Killed. I'm sad about that, grasshopper. R.I.P. Caine.
ReplyDeleteOMG Sparkle! You scared me! I just had to Google Ronny Cox to make sure he wasn't dead!
ReplyDeleteWhy I'm so concerned as to Ronny Cox's well being I have absolutely no idea.
LOIS! No, no. We're safe re: Ronny Cox. But, apparently he's dating Nancy Reagan. Which could be seen either as a fate worse than death or the ultimate cougar experience, based on your perspective.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Nancy is now talking to Ronnie Cox.
ReplyDeleteAnd the King-Fu guy.
At least your tiger isn't drinking cooch.
ReplyDeleteUnless it's one of them euphemisms.
This is a euphee free zone.
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