Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Picture stolen from The Onion...witty captions written by YOU!

17 comments:

  1. Not very good at this3:46 PM EDT

    "Ohhhh, I thought you said Jews...juice makes a lot more sense."

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  2. me neither3:47 PM EDT

    "Oh good, it clearly doesn't make your hair fall out."

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  3. I'm brilliant3:48 PM EDT

    "Why are we parking...and how am I paying for this again??"

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  4. Drive my car.

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  5. "Uma...Oprah, Oprah...Uma..."

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  6. Just sayin'3:55 PM EDT

    "Papi promised himself he'd never hitchhike again."

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  7. Doctor Lame3:57 PM EDT

    "So, I says to the fan, in Boston they pucker up just like this and..." At which point, Manny found himself in the field and Papi had a new car.

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  8. Please put your pants back on, Manny.

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  9. A Gay Sox Fan4:00 PM EDT

    "Manny was glad they didn't put the wrong uniforms on when they were getting dressed again...that would've been embarrassing."

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  10. "It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

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  11. Jake's brother4:52 PM EDT

    "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're not wearing sunglasses."

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  12. K. Rider5:12 PM EDT

    "This don't look like KITT to me! You lied!"

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  13. "I call it the Red Monster."

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  14. Anonymous5:33 PM EDT

    "Galaxy 500 being a Galaxy 500"

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  15. Hey Barney, if the girls ever find out about this we're in BIG trouble..."

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  16. Big Papi6:24 PM EDT

    "Hey Amigo....that ain't the stickshift."

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  17. Anonymous10:16 AM EDT

    Buddy nite...

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