GUY: "Are you closed?"
ME: "I was just closing."
GUY: "Oh...mind if I come in?"
ME: "Sure...come on in."
GUY: "When are you closing?"
ME: "Well...I'm closed now, but you can poke around for a minute or two if you'd like."
GUY: "Okay...just let me know when you want to close."
ME: "Well... I'm closed now, but you can poke around for a minute or two if you'd like."
GUY: "Okay...just let me know."
ME: "In a minute or two."
GUY: "Okay...let me know."
ME: "Will do."
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TEN MINUTES GO BY:
ME: "Okay...I'm gonna close now."
GUY: "Mind if I just poke around for a minute or two...I'm waiting for my pizza?"
Are you hiring?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of pizza?
ReplyDeleteBAMBOO!
ReplyDeleteMy store (The Eisner-Award-Winning-Store) is open very convenient hours for anyone waiting for their pizza to be cooked.
ReplyDeleteBamboo pizza?
ReplyDeleteYou guys eat some weird stuff in Canada.
Tap dancing elephants!
ReplyDeleteCousin Saul's store won the Eisner Award in the 20th century (how quaint)
ReplyDeleteTo sum up:
ReplyDeleteCousin Saul's store won the Eisner award for best bamboo pizza in 1953. He is currently not hiring tap dancing elephants.
I used to shop at Ernie Kovacs' comic shop back when comic books were only a nickel. And they didn't even have pizza back then!
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, there is no truth to the rumor that Ernie Kovacs was Rorschach in Watchmen. That was Walter. Walter Cronkite.
Bamboo?
ReplyDeleteBamboo.
ReplyDelete