So I go to the drive-thru last night:
ME: "Yes...I'd like six crunchy tacos."
HIM: "You'd like six hard tacos?"
ME: "Six crunchy tacos."
HIM: "Six hard tacos...anything else?"
ME: "I'd like six crunchy tacos."
HIM: "Six hard tacos...that'll be $5.84."
ME: "Are hard tacos the same as crunchy tacos?"
HIM: "Yes."
ME: "Why does the sign out here call them crunchy tacos?"
HIM: "No idea...the sign in here calls them hard tacos."
ME: "Crunchy sounds better."
HIM: "I agree."
ME: "Thank you."
HIM: "Would you like hot sauce with those "crunchy tacos"?
ME: "The mild sauce."
HIM: "It's still hot."
ME: "Why do they call it mild?
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If you look closely at the menu I posted it says 'hard'....the drive-thru menu says crunchy.
Thanks. Thanks a bunch. Now I want Taco Bell and we do not have one near us. The closest one is 35 miles away. I hate you.
ReplyDeleteDitto, Saul...ditto. I think we need a lynch mob.
ReplyDeleteA hard lynch mob or a crunchy lynch mob?
ReplyDeleteI dunno, but they'll be mildly hot!
ReplyDeleteDid someone call for me?
ReplyDeleteCousin Saul,
ReplyDeleteDon't you wish NH was a real state and had a Taco Bell on every street corner like they do in every other state? MMM...I can almost smell the Chalupas from my house!
Dearest Cousin Saul's nephew,
ReplyDeleteHey! Great to have you actually commenting!..Any chance you'll be coming to NH soon? If not, we may be stopping by your place at the end of August...
I don't know what "crunchy lynch" would be. "Hard lynch" is me on a good night.
ReplyDeleteOh my god...I totally missed the "lynch" pun.
ReplyDeleteI need a drink.