::looking at my drivers license::
INSURANCE LADY: "WOW!"
ME: "What?"
INSURANCE LADY: "Great picture."
ME: "Thank you."
INSURANCE LADY: "You're going to need a new one..."
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9 comments:
Insurance lady: Considering what the photographer had to work with.
Insurance lady: Apparently the DMV employee knew how to use Adobe Photoshop. You don't look too bad in the photo.
Insurance lady (thinking): Maybe I can finally get my homely friend a date if I sweet-talk this guy enough.
Insurance lady: Great hair...are you gay?
I think you faked this whole exchange. Clearly it's an IANO conspiracy to cover something up.
Wait...you don't really have a driver's licence, do you!?!!
IANO: I think she meant, "This is a great picture, so you're going to need a new one because in real life... you don't look so great."
Cake: IANO doesn't have a driver's licence, because he's an American, and we have driver's licenses, not licences! Don't forget that... or is it "fourget" that?
Where's the Sunday Blog Filler??
Silver Rantz:
Is that why he didn't need the apostrophe, too?
Dear Smahty: Here in America, many of us modern thinkers save our apostrophes to make words plural! (If I were one of them, I would have written "thinker's," "apostrophe's," and "word's" just now.)
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